Archive for December, 2011

you can spend but you'll NEVER have

If it wasnt for My car that got crashed into by some dumb broad BACKING UP, then I wouldn’t¬†be ranting about how stupid males are and why it takes so long to get My car fixed.¬† Dont keep calling and saying one more day.¬† it goes to show all you losers are the same.¬† I was feeling feisty¬†and decided to redeem My payback on My little real time¬†foot sub.¬† As I said in My earlier blog, he ventured down ugly girl alley when he was too broke to afford Me.¬† he also failed to have all of My money ready on My birthday, and had to go get the rest.¬† how disrespectful to not have My money on MY BIRTHDAY.¬† do you think I want to wait around for you to get it??? NO.¬† I expect you to have your shit in order.¬† it’s not¬†that I’m¬†mad or mean, but if you want a real time¬†Domme¬†I will give you real time.¬† Lets face it, all time is My time, whether it be online or in real life.¬† ¬†I used the key that I had for his apartment to let Myself in while he was working.¬† I took all his lightbulbs and hid all the remotes, including those to the xbox¬†so he could have time to think about Me in the dark, with no distractions.¬† then I hid all the soap.¬† his apartment is so freaking messy.¬† how did he plan to have ME over to do a clip with such a filthy place.¬† so to be sure he was going to clean that bathroom up I put shaving cream all over it, signing My name on his bathroom mirror.¬† I also hid all the toilet¬†paper.¬† whats worse than going to the bathroom and finding all the tp gone?! hahhaa.¬† before I hid it I got some wet and tore it up and placed it under his pillows.¬† what a funny surprise, sticking your hand into some weird¬†wet disintegrated¬†piece of ??? right before bed.¬†¬† then I turned his alarm clock up one hour.¬† I’m¬†so devious.¬† I¬† am still finding it hard to quit laughing at him.¬† he wanted to do a clip but then¬†cried¬†because people can see his apt.¬† what a fucking BABY.¬† your apartment and the decoration motif is not so great that anyone who sees it will know where you live or that its your house.¬† that means do some rearranging or dont fucking ask Me to come do a clip at your apartment.¬† uff¬†so annoying.¬† when I said Id be leaving to beat traffic after I said Id wanted to do a clip the sad sad¬†look on his face was priceless.¬† UHHH¬†no $$$ no¬†play dumbfuck.¬†¬†he tweets dumb shit like thanks for not stealing¬†or damaging anything.¬† do you honestly think I need to steal ANY of your raggedy shit?¬†that is an insult.¬† you do know you said that to the lady who you used to willingly hand over $$$ to and paid for My last trip to Puerto Rico right?¬† now get to shopping for My christmas present and TRY to redeem yourself.¬† My panty sniffer also found himself looking like a bitch yesterday when he said he was too scared to meet Me in person to buy My panties.¬† he was intimidated by little Me?¬† do I intimidate you? then just send the $$$ so I dont have to be bothered with your cowardly annoyances.¬† you boys are sooo silly.¬† sissybitch has added some funds to My paypal to pay for this months period supplies.¬† what a good girl she was.¬† It’s not much, but she knows her place when Im having those girly moments.¬† Im sure glad it came now and not in a few weeks when Im on the BEACH in PUERTO RICO with MY GIRLFRIEND.¬† Id hate for that pesky woman feature to be a burden on My scissor time with My lovely.¬†¬† stay up to date and keep sending $$$ for My trip!!

as you all know I have been busy unpacking and organizing in My new palace…and taking your money.¬† So I decided I’d treat you to a blog seeing how¬†it has been over¬†a month since My last update.¬† So much has been going on I don’t¬†really know where to start and I’m¬†sure some of you losers wont even get your name mentioned.¬† you dorks should be satisfied I take the time out of My busy day to update and recap My lovely life for your reading enjoyment.¬† If you had any kind of brain between your ears you would follow Me on twitter to stay up to date with My bust life.¬† In the mean time I can fill you in on what youve¬†been missing since I’m overly generous.¬†

¬†I’ll start¬†at the end of last month.. how much fun I was having going to haunted houses with theasiangoddess.¬† She really is so much fun when shes not balls deep in your wallet…that is trademarked by HER by the way.¬†¬† We were the only two people in there so the actors¬†scared us bad.¬† there was no one to follow so We were walking in circles trying to get out, only to be scared around every corner.¬† We went to a few haunted houses earlier in the year when My girlfriend was in town.¬† they were not as scary though.¬†¬† it was on your dime…the no wait speed pass was too.¬† thanks dumbsticks. Of course We never pay for our own shit.¬† I went to play cards and smoke on the silver surfer with the AG¬†around Thanksgiving.¬† Her yummy catered dinner was¬†a delight to My tastebuds¬†too.¬†Then came a little monkey business.¬†We were asking the iPhone 4s’ SIRI¬†all sorts of funny questions.¬† We even got to cheer on her number one boy as he was about to hop on the tranny¬†train.¬† hahaha¬†you boys are just a pocket of laughter sometimes.¬† I could not stop¬†cackling¬†as the AG kept the shinanigans¬†going.¬† It’s always a fun time with her.¬†

It’s been brought to My attention that even when I’m¬†dressed down¬†or just not¬†all gussied¬†up in whore makeup and My hair done, I still have you little wierdo¬†cucks¬†following Me around gawking when you think I dont¬†know.¬† Gabbing about how much you love My small perky tits and how beautiful My eyes are.¬† DUHHH! ¬†I’m¬†the one you can’t¬†stop staring at.¬† some of you are such cowards you cannot even look at Me because¬†my beauty is too much for you.¬† I’m¬†the one who makes the most faithful husband want to cheat on his wife.¬† Yes, I’m¬†BAD as hell and My feet are just a bonus¬†for you losers.¬† so tell Me something I don’t¬†know.¬† I¬†want to hear about, like how much cash you’re going to drop on My perfect ass.¬† I hear compliments all day long.¬† what I want is for you to do less talking and more spending because there is no way, not even if the continuance of the world depended on it, would I ever consider letting a loser like you talk to Me for free.¬† you know you could NEVER do the¬† job of My beautiful Puerto Rican¬†girlfriend.¬†Even in My vanilla life I find freaks like you.¬† I find that you wish Id pull your pants down and laugh at your small worthless dumbstick.¬† eeeww..how gross.¬† I don’t want to see that unless your wallet is in My greedy hands.¬† I love to humiliate you dumb male creatures, but nothing is free.¬†¬†I like how you dumb boys just sit and drool at the thought of¬†My girlfriend and I¬†laid up together caressing, kissing, and using the sex toys you bought from My wishlist.¬† It’s not¬†hard to understand that a woman can easily please another woman.¬† They have the same parts and know what they like.¬† I mean you dumb fucks¬†can’t¬†keep your nasty¬†cream in your dumbsticks¬†long enough¬†to get past foreplay and usually skip it, let alone actually fulfill¬†My sexual desires.¬† I will be hitting up the lovely island of Puerto Rico on December 30 – January 9.¬† I can’t¬†wait to be beachside, toes in the sand, with My girl by My side.¬† I expect you perverts to be sending Us your hard earned¬†cash this holiday season.¬† Spoil two beautiful women since you can’t¬†do anything else with your pathetic life.¬† I want you to be on your knees with your ugly disgusting tater tot in one hand and wallet in the other begging to grovel in My presence.¬† I mean that tiny vienna sausage of a dick is just an emberassment.¬† so send to someone who actually knows how to please a woman.¬† the lucky cuckys¬†will get exclusive vacation pictures.¬† so try to impress¬†your Goddess.¬† If you don’t¬†know your place is at My feet, giving Me all of your attention and cash, then I suggest its¬†time you keep clicking your way to those “new Domme” pages who encourage wankers, but not here.¬†

¬†My canadiancrossdresser¬†just cant help but to send Me sexy gifts like¬†lingerie¬†to wear for My girlfriend.¬†¬†¬†Sometimes I let her see what I try on and if I like My gifts.¬† she especially likes when I watch her parade around her house in hers too.¬† We make good shopping buddies as I can tell her My educated opinion in women’s¬†clothes.¬† I make sure she knows to keep her sicky¬†dicky¬†in her panties.¬† I definitely¬†do NOT want to see your one-eyed¬†tadpole looking at Me.¬† and she obeys her Goddess like a good girl.¬† She has made Me happy thus far, except for the one fuck up which she was punished for and has since redeemed¬†herself.¬† I cant wait until she gets her heels on and can walk with the phone book on her head like a real debutante.¬† I’m¬†such a good trainer too.¬† Stupid real-time¬†subbie¬†has found himself¬†veering off into ugly girl land.¬†No one wants to get lost in UGLY GIRL LAND!!! but he¬†is a dumb ass and it shows you losers¬†will settle for¬†whatever¬†you can get.¬†¬†¬†he tried to redeem himself with what little cash he did have, but I’m¬†not impressed.¬† In fact he still has punishment coming for fucking up on My birthday.¬† Dont worry I didn’t¬†forget.¬† hmmm¬†a sub with a RT Goddess who has a key to your apartment, wouldn’t¬†you think he would try harder not to be such a dummy???¬† this is rhetorical;…I don’t¬†want to hear your pathetic sissy voice.¬† He is lucky I still use his worthless ass¬† in clips.¬† on a better note, My turkish sock lover cant help but to show his worth by sending Me things from My wishlist.¬† His english may not be the best, but he is still so redundant when he tries.¬† He has been begging Me for more used sock packages and even the trash from My girlfriend and I while in Puerto Rico.

dumb monkey was so desperate to show how much he was thankful for the AG an Myself that he couldn’t¬†resist sending Us gift cards on Thanksgiving.¬† he¬†even had to be¬†reprimanded.¬† Now¬†I’m sure he cant wait to make My banners for My site.¬†Here I am being nice again.,¬†¬†its like letting him view a very short clip for free and mesmerize him at the same time.¬† ¬†there will be some big changes coming very soon.¬† so keep your eyes open.¬†

I expect all you boys to spend big this year for my gifts.¬† I know it’s the¬†season for giving and I want you to dig deep.¬† don’t¬†worry, your fat¬†no¬†booty¬†wife is not looking as close to the credit cards this time of year.¬†¬† you can play Christmas games with Me like forced intox¬†eggnog and dradle¬†pay to obey and you don’t even have to get dressed up and listen to your annoying in laws bitch about how much of a loser you are.¬† Instead you can listen to Me tell you; Im much more fun to look at anyways.