Archive for January, 2012

I know it has been forever since My last blog update, but I have been busy with the holidays and My vacation so you can get off MY silicon balls with all of your pesky questions.¬† you cucks¬†and losers have¬†been dyeing¬†to see pictures of My girl and I on vacation, but only one of you made the cut for exclusive pictures prior to this post.¬† and boy was he lucky.¬† Only one of My¬†puppets got a Christmas gift from Me.¬† I’m¬†so fucking nice!¬†¬† This is going to be a long update so get your smoke out, a drink, and you scumbag losers¬†may need a jackoff sock.¬†

you all know how much I love to keep My nails done.¬† It is a rare, rainy day when you catch this Divine Goddess with chipped nail polish.¬† So recently I’ve¬†been playing with new nail designs.¬† I fooled around with having newsprint nails, but I tried twice and to no avail.¬† however, I just adored My candy cane¬†nails I did right before Christmas.¬†¬† So did you losers who begged to be sucking¬†on My pepperminty¬†toes.¬†¬† as well as the pint sized¬†Mexican boys at the salsa club.¬† ¬†ALL of them complimented Me of course, but I was a little shocked how many of those little pea brain males complimented My manicure.¬† hehe¬† As I’m¬†touching up on dance moves, and getting tipsy¬†curtesy of those¬†boys wallets, and¬†you are paying Me online.¬† That’s¬†a great night all the way until I had to pull some moves out from a¬†ballbusting¬†clip I did with slaveandy¬†and had to knee¬†a tiny, wet looking haired, brown nugget for rubbing his unwanted dumbstick¬†on Me.¬† eeeww. you boys just can’t¬†control yourself.¬†¬†¬† you’re so pathetic and its a nuisance when a woman just wants to dance and be casual.¬†

Any who as you should know¬†Christmas is not My favorite holiday but, I did have a few good boys this year.¬†My canadiancrossdresser¬†really came through¬†as well as¬†turkeyjerkey.¬†¬†a twitter admirer¬†sent Me something worth My attention also.¬† The rest of you losers aren’t¬†even worth mentioning.¬†¬†¬† you squishy balled¬†perverts slacked severely, hence why you are no longer on My Messenger lists or in My twitter timeline.¬† As far as I’m¬†concerned if you did not send your Goddess a gift, you are dead to Me.¬† I don’t¬†know how you can even stand the thought of yourself.¬† you losers could have saved the small talk about how you have to buy for so many people.¬† I could give 3 farts in your face about those people…I’m¬†at the top of that list.¬† In fact I’m the most important person on your stupid¬†list.¬†

I’ll admit I was not having the best¬†end to 2011.¬† Some lady crashes My car, WHILE IT IS PARKED.¬† then I total My car in the snow 16 days after it comes out of the shop from the first repair.¬†Luckily I¬†came¬†out like new without a¬†scratch on My GOD sent Perfect body and got to bring in the new year with MY smoking¬†HOT¬†girlfriend.¬† ¬†it is a new year and I¬†had more fun than you.¬†¬†I was in Puerto Rico with My¬†Latin lover¬†in the¬†WARM!!! hahaha¬† Over the past 45 daysprior to My trip, you drones pumped in a decent amount of CA$H to help fund My holiday fun get away.¬†¬†¬† that was all I REALLY wanted for christmas anyways.¬† Before I left St. Louis, I stopped by My favorite piercing/tat shop to change My noserings¬†and My piercer¬†said to Me A: I’m¬†one of 2 women to ever make him wish he had a vagina.¬† B: Your girlfriend is smokin. AY MAMMMMI!¬† hahaha.¬† This isn’t¬†the first time I’ve¬†heard¬†comments like this.¬†¬† TSA couldn’t¬†help but to perv¬†out on My luggage to and fro.¬† They just wanted to put their hands on My glasswear to see what I was working with.¬† I can read their inquiring little pea sized minds “whats that little handle for?”¬† This was all thanks to¬†the glass dong turkeyjerkey¬†bought Me.¬† I had a¬†fabulous time christening it in puerto¬†rico¬†too.¬†¬†New Years Eve was lots of fun and food with the family.¬† Oh and LOTS of tonsil hockey¬†and spit swap.¬† We left the party early to get home and tend to each others raging hormones.¬† I can’t¬†get enough of her sucking on My long tongue.¬† A¬†woman that can turn Me on in an instant.¬†¬†(you loser cucks are lucky I even let you¬†read¬†My juicy detalied blog)¬†As I suspected, We were in bikinis daily.¬†This may have¬†been mainly because I¬†was working on tanning My gams. ¬†So make sure you stock Us both with new¬†pretty swimming suits¬†for the next trip.¬† That’s all your good for anyways. ¬† The beach was so relaxing and beautiful. My girlfriend’s booty is so round and¬†luscious. ¬†I have a hard time taking My hands off it.¬† I must have grabbed her booty a minimum of 10 times a day.¬† what can I say?¬† Im an ASS girl.¬† YEAH..Be Jeeellllyyy.¬† Whats not to love about a thick, tanned¬†Latin ass?¬† In a nut shell We traveled the island staying in different hotels and even a hostel (all of them facing the beach of course) and having tons of phenomenal sex.¬† some of My favorite parts were dancing salsa with abuelo, hiking to the peak¬†at the¬†rainforest, the moonshine at the 3 kings celebration, and the best street meat.¬†

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¬† SInce it’s a¬†new year, Im looking for new subs, slaves, pay pigs, and human ATMs…or if your new year’s resolution was to give more; that¬†MORE,¬†should be to¬†My greedy, beautiful ass.¬† If you fall into one of those categories, you may fill out an application.¬† Don’t forget to¬†tribute or send a gift from My wishlist;¬†then I’ll think about letting you serve ME.