Archive for February, 2012

work harder to impress ME

Posted: February 17, 2012 in Uncategorized

Another lovely post by yours truely.  I thought Id be soo nice and give you a quick update.  My lovely girlfriend surprised Me and came to town for Mardi Gras.  She will be added to the list of lovely ladies partying it up with the AG and Myself.

I have a new jeanslut that dropped in out of no where to spend on My amazon wishlist.¬† He scooped up a few pairs of denim and filled up My amazon account with gift certificates.¬† Then he came back around to get a thorough wallet rape by My GF and I as We lay in bed humiliating him for being such a weak bitch. ¬†My paypal account was smiling after We were done with him. ¬†The fact that he was late to work because I had his wallet by the balls is much funnier than the amount he spent. ¬†It looks like he may be one to keep around for a bit as he listens and follows commands quite well.¬† My GF couldn’t stop laughing at you freaks from the time She arrived. ¬† My Niteflirt line was ringing and the instant messages were in the masses. Keep the calls coming cucks. ¬†the weekend has just begun.

canadiancrossdresser is not doing her best to manage his time amusing Me.  however, he is getting ready to file his taxes and My panties are getting wet thinking about how much of that will be mine.  I was so considerate around christmas to accept minimal gifts so she could buy for her family, that Id settle for a hefty chunk of her tax return.  And it just so happens the iPad3 launch is right around the corner.  lucky buttslutt.  you slaves should feel like you have a purpose when I let you buy My things.   now every time I use My iPad I will be reminded of you and just how awesome you think I am.

Keep the presents and cash flowing in.  I want to drain you losers deeper and deeper.

Another blog about ME! ¬†I will start off with how much I love My new car.¬† It is so awesome.¬† what’s not to love? I can drive for 400+miles before putting a mere $30 in¬†gas.¬† Its not that Im cheap, but I happen to care about our next generation and I try to leave the smallest carbon foot print possible.¬† Im so glad I stayed in the house¬† last weekend when I was debating going out.¬† It turned out there was a shooting at the club I was going to go to.¬† I swear, these people in St. Louis have nothing better to do than to cause a ruckus in the clubs.¬† This is one of many reasons I made My mind up to go to Puerto Rico for the summer and live lavishly on the beach.¬† I still plan to rape your wallets so nothing will change for you except you can worship My toned sun kissed ass and sandy soles.¬† you cucks that didnt make the cut for the last trip to see My girlfriend can try again this round.¬† Get started on buying those swimming suits and victoria’s secret gift cards NOW!¬† valentines day is right around the corner and I expect lots of presents to be rolling¬†through the door.¬† Ive been kind and updated My wishlist with a few things I know you cant wait to get scoop up for Me.¬† Im referring to the¬†swimming suits and lingerie in particular.¬†¬† Ive also decided I will put My passport to use this year.¬† My team of ugly, fat,¬†shrimp dick minions¬†are going to¬†pay for¬†My girlfriend and I to travel.¬†¬† I havent quite decided where to yet, but it doesnt fit into My plans until later in the year so I will keep you posted.¬†

I know I said I was accepting new¬† subs and slaves for the new year, but I do not allow broke boys to¬†occupy My time.¬† your one liners are annoying.¬†I only want slaves with high¬†ROI (return on investment).¬† Id rather be left alone than bothered by you foolish boys and your nonsense.¬†¬†Ive had so many of you timewasters and wankers coming around.¬† Dont you know I can spot you within a few sentences.¬† I dont give a shit if you “think” Im real.¬† If you read anything at all, which Im sure you are too dumb to comprehend words….maybe I should say if you¬†saw the same¬†woman putting up new pictures of herself on a live feed, such as twitter (where you say you found Me), you could understand they are real.¬† or My favorite line “but I dont know you.” well I dont know you either stupid face. I dont¬†have to prove to you that Im real.¬† Thats why I have¬†a blog, clip store, and twitter.¬†¬†If you cant see I deserve your money more than you do¬†then you should just¬†keep your distance.¬†¬†your compliments are nothing new to this¬†divine¬†Goddess; unless¬†they are followed by gifts or¬†money in My greedy hands.¬† ¬†its bad enough you have to breathe the same air as¬†I, so dont think for one second that Makes us as equals.¬† if it were up to Me, Id quarentine stinky boys and let them rot in their own filth.¬†¬† I do not have a desire for male doms or switches.¬† Im not into your cocky ass attitude and I wont wast My time convincing you to stay in your sub position.¬† you dummys can save your time and Mine and not contact Me at all.¬†

I had a drive by from a sweedish sub who insisted he would do anything to get the attention from a woman of My calibur.¬† So I took him for¬†his¬†cash naturally.¬†¬† I made him stick sweedish fish in all of his bodily openings.¬† I felt so sorry for all those once yummy little gummy snacks.¬†¬† I couldnt help but to laugh as he was smashing red gummies in his hairy ass.¬† He couldnt help but to keep pressing the pay button on My paypal.¬† My canadian sissy has been consitent and amusing Me by putting her¬†panties on wrong.¬† I always get a good laugh because I have to tell her they’re on wrong again.¬†¬†She¬†is¬†looking for a butt slut near Ontario.¬† No surprise she dreams of a sexy tranny with fake tits and a big dick to shove in her tight little ass.¬† This is the same one who cant wait to try out the dong she got for her ass raping while Im raping her wallet on My wishlist.¬† She also bought My waxing kit and comfy brown boots when I came back from My Puerto Rico trip.¬† Things like this makes shopping adventurous from the comfort of My own living room.