Archive for September, 2013

The busy summer life of a Princess doesn’t have time to sit around the computer and write blogs for your perving enjoyment. ¬†If you were actually interested, you would be following Me on twitter. Since I have not updated My blog in over THREE months, I will stick to the fun parts. ¬†As always, let’s talk about what has been going on with Me. ¬†I’ve been busy with vanilla life and graduation parties, weddings, and other great things that require My attention. Vacation in Puerto Rico was a ton of fun, but super busy. ¬†I never tire of going there! ¬†We traveled to the two smaller islands, Culebra and Vieques as well. ¬†Beautiful people, the beach, food, drinks, and My Lady.

the view in Puerto Rico

the view in Puerto Rico

My summer >> your summer

My summer >> your summer

fun in the sun

fun in the sun-Vieques

When We ventured to Vieques the following day to see the Bioluminesence Bay.  It was very difficlut to get a good still image or on video.  It is one of those wonders of the world that you just have to see in person, and it was amazing.  When We arrived back at the main land, we just relaxed and went to the beach.  Family festivities and MORE graduation parties left Me eating like a local.

do your duty toilet slave

do your duty toilet slave

We ended the last day of the trip with a 2+ mile hike uphill and the way down was steep, making it almost as challenging as the trek up.  The view at the mountain peak  and the moist kiss of the wispy clouds passing you by is that of no other.

did that

did that

Upon My descend back to reality, I found that on Our hike I’d acquired a blister on each foot. ¬†Ouch! ¬†Where are the foot boys when you want them to rub your smelly, tired feet?? ¬† An unexpected overnight stay in our connecting city was even more of a hassle. ¬†Thankfully the bed was fit for Queens and I fell asleep with My clothes still on. ¬†I was sad to see vacation end, but so relieved to be back on solid ground.

Back to taking advantage of weak minded males. ¬†I came back to find one particular loser being his typical slut self and allowed him to humor Me with a few amazon Gift Cards. ¬†he was begging for attention while I was at My Girlfriend’s graduation. ¬†Let Me make this clear: If I’m on vacation, and you are not already contributed to My fun and happiness, be prepared to pay double to get My attention. ¬† If you can’t pay double, then F U C K off. ¬†I surely don’t NEED your money, losers. ¬†I won’t chase you when you wave a $100 at Me. ¬†That’s not My bag ūüėČ

My addicted footbitch, turned cuckold, has been dying to see My feet, but I’ve been too busy for him. ¬†Not only is he weak for My curvy high arches, but he has a HUGE crush on My hottie Girlfriend.

want some butter with that spread??

want some butter with that spread??

We giggle and laugh when he compliments the dimples in Her cheeks and her long soles.  As if he would ever have a chance.  Haaahahaha Keep dreaming, bitch.

I’ve spent most of My summer ruining your demented little minds and soaking up the sun.

sexy strapless top

sexy strapless top

you work; I play

you work; I play

My favorite skimpy bikini

My favorite skimpy bikini

I went on a road trip to Atlanta, GA to visit family. ¬†I had so much fun! ¬†I love when then horny boys call My NiteFlirt lines. ¬†It made the drive a lot better when I listed My calling price at the price of gas in each state. ¬†you pay, while I travel. ¬†It’s the only logical thing to do. ¬†I ate at the best greek restaurant around! ¬†We came home with a cute new bike too. ¬†Where are the local slaves when you need one to assemble your bike and take out the recycling???

I met another real time potential boy. ¬†he is so short and I love to make fun of him. ¬†After many times of having him flake out at the last minute, I decided I’d allow him to meet Me. ¬†THis consisted of him driving by My house, handing Me some cash for baseball tickets, and driving away. ¬†HAHAHAHA ¬†what a timid little loser. ¬†I sure will take your cash and laugh as you drive away in under 60 seconds.

Hmmm what else? ¬†I’ve helped plan a wedding this summer with My super hot friend, you may have heard of Her

We are professionals when it comes to spending your money

We are professionals when it comes to spending your money

Unless you have been living under a rock, you know I am going to Thailand near the end of September/My birthday, in just over two weeks. ¬†I want to do lots of shopping, visit an elephant sanctuary, and see lots of lady boys while in Bangkok. ¬†I cant wait to experience everything while Im there.¬†I expect you to step your game up and secure your position. ¬†So make sure you do a good job of sending Me spoiling money or the less fortunate can still buy a few of the audiobooks or send iTunes, and amazon gift cards for Me to download new media for the 15+ hour flight. ¬† Cash over gifts as always preferred. ¬† I want Niteflirt and clips4sale tributes. ¬† Other tribute payments are also accepted. ¬†It’s always more fun spending your money anyways. ¬†Know your place, open your wallets, and pay for My happiness. ¬†(MsKatieSavage @ gmail .com) Later losers.