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I can’t believe it’s true, but My vacation is dwindling, and My Girlfriend and I are moving to a cute new apartment.  I hate when things aren’t in order and I dont know where My things are, but while in the hectic commotion of moving, I managed to find the time to make a quick update.  I’m not sure when the internet will be on at the new apartment, but I can tell you that you can try to reach Me via twitter or email (msperfectpeds @  I will try to find the time to check My emails amist all the sex to be had and shopping to be done.  I will still be accepting custom clip requests, but  expect them to be sent to you on MY time schedule. I’m also taking applications for a new real time sub to serve My spoiled ass when I touch down in the states.  While financial slaves should always apply and are good to have in all parts of the world, I am looking for a local submissive.  that would be near the St. Louis area for you dumb shits that can’t keep up with anything I say unless your gross man stick is in your hands.  Also you should be aware I don’t accept just any submissive creature that emails Me.  First, you will need to send a tribute!  Anyways I am in a good mood and decided on spoiling you bitches with pictures of Me.

Hello again.  It’s that time for another update on My perfect life.  As you know from My lack of tweets and delayed updates, I am having so much fun on My vacation.  It is hard to believe I have just 26 days left in pretty pretty Puerto Rico.  There is so much to say since I havent done a blog update in what seems like forever.  I’ll try to keep it simple and talk mostly of Myself of course.  I’ll start with 4th of July fun in the sun with My Girlfriend.   Snorkeling, paid for by lezzielover, was fun and it was My first time snorkeling.  After a long day in the sun and snorkeling, We sexed each other up, then passed out for a few hours before the fireworks started.  We watched fireworks from our balcony nekkid!!!  be jealous losers. 

keep drooling

Then LadyLuxx came to visit the first thing We did was go ziplining.  It was so much fun to do the largest zipline in the world again.  Not only is it the tallest, but it is the longest.  Then We went to Culebra, an island not far from the main island of PR.  We took the plane on our way there and I was co-pilot—AGAIN!  I LOVE going there because the sand feels like mounds of powdered sugar between My toes and the water is so clear.  LadyLuxx and I also snorkeled at Culebra.  I have been to more rivers and places here than most Puerto Ricans who actually reside on this island have.  They are so beautiful, and most of them have multiple waterfalls.  My favorites included one with a slide made of rocks and another with 20 and 30 foot cliffs to jump from.  The thrill of jumping 30 feet and plunging into the crisp clean water was surprisingly more refreshing than plunging My big silicon dick into your gaping wallet….hence My lack of concern for your need to read about My precious life on vacation.

taking your CA$H

closer to Me than you will ever be

My GF is so sweet, making Me breakfast in bed.  She knows how much I love pancakes!  Too bad you losers missed out on the sweet sticky fun!  After a quickie We were off to festival de flores.  It was so beautiful there.  It was My first time seeing all of the exotic flowers.

Festival de Flores

I’m so excited for the Olympics.  I’ve got My HBOgo logged in and I cant wait to see what unfolds for the summer Olympics.  I’m only going to tell you once not to annoy Me with your stupid ramblings about it.  Dont bother Me and ask if I just saw so and so diving. I don’t give two fucks who you are rooting for.  I will however allow you to talk to Me about the Olympics if you are paying to do so.  My favorites to watch are beach volley, gymnastics, diving, and triathlon.  Fit chicks and a test of endurance is the perfect combo for Me.  With the Olympics starting I will confess My weariness of the Illuminati.  If you don’t know about it, expand your narrow mind and take a peek here and here.  This makes ME want the Illuminati card game SOOOOO bad.  I’ve added it to My wishlist, and one of you freaks are going to buy it for Me.  The game was originally $63 when added to My wishlist, but now it is almost $100.  Go fetch dorks.

Also I am now a member of GreedySnobs.  So feed My greed and shop My wishlist!  I always want more and it seems I’m becoming more and more insatiable.  I want it all.  If you aren’t making weekly deposits and tributes, I want you to skip those lunch outings with the co-workers and your fat ass humbly eating peanut butter and jelly at your desk like an undeserving bitch so you can give it ALL to ME.  I love to see My greedy, perfectly manicured nails with your cash, or clicking away spending those gift cards.  I haven’t even been keeping up with My presents from My little drones as I the packages are being sent to the palace of theasiangoddess, and she has her own packages to keep up with.  I do LOVE LOVE LOVE My new running shoes.  I tried to run in My barefoot new balance, but My high arches did not agree.  I also like these super comfy sandals with a slight wedge to keep it classy and street friendly. 

new running shoes

While usually I am quite punctual with custom clips, I’ve been making turkeyjerkey wait forever for his paid custom clip of My Girlfriend and I.  We have been so busy having fun and entertaining LadyLuxx that I hardly found the time to upload the clip (has already been removed from clips4sale).  I love seeing his weak ass squirm as I dangle a simlpe tracking number in front of him.  you boys are so easy to manipulate and I LOVE IT!!!!  he’s so anxious for any attention, he actually paid for shipping TWICE.  baaahahahaa.  I love to treat his benevolent ass like a real slave.  I make him serve My whole family, buying them items from My wishlist and begging for more orders from his Goddess.

speaking of new clips, I’ve been pumping out custom clips lately.  you can have one too.  Custom requests start at $10 a minute, and I change the rate depending on how perverted and sick you want to play.  Dont send Me requests for child porn, animal fucking, or any other demented shit.  I may be a pretty picture of savage, but I’m not here for all that.  send your custom requests to msperfectpeds @  I have shoes and other worn items that are for sale as well, but I prefer to distance Myself from that silly ebanned as there is no way to enforce that you retarded ass eaters will actually send money, and well My way is always better.

I will have a tumbler account soon for the weak losers with weak wallets.  By soon, I probably mean when I get back to the states because I’m too busy vacationing here.  Anyways this will allow the peon submissive to pay for an individual assignment.  I know not every submissive male has the fattest wallet, but I expect the whole lot of you broke bitches to be viewing My tumblr account and clicking away your cash.

My Puerto Rico trip is still going great.  We’ve replaced almost everything that had been stolen at the beach.  I’m most excited My new camera is on the way!!  So I can take more pictures of well…Me of course.  What could be better than the summer in the tropics with the beach just a stroll away and My gorgeous Latina girlfriend sexing Me up all the time?  Cucks get excited when I tweet about Me getting My girfriend off back to back, then giving her a slap on that juicy bubble butt of hers and sending her off to start her day.  There is something about an endorphin fueled afterglow that makes Me want to take her again.

We always laugh at losers like you.  In fact there’s a boy next door to us who can see our balcony from his, and We always make fun of him saying how this summer is his dream come true.  A beautiful lesbian couple living next door so he can hear Our sexcapades through the open windows and watch Us kiss and rub on each other. Sometimes when We are on the balcony, We  forget about everyone else and can’t keep our hands off of each other.  Today We were naked and cuddling in the bed when we heard a loud noise outside.  We bolted to the balcony to see what it was, but he was doing the same thing.  and boy did he get a view!!!  he saw My perfect GRINGA ass in the buff.  Not only that, but as I was in shock that he saw Me, I immediately turned to run inside and gave him a full frontal view as well.  After I ran back in the house, My GF and I were giggling like school girls talking shit about how he was next door living out his dream with his hand and a bottle of lotion, stroking his lonely dick to the kinky thoughts of the UNattainable lesbian couple living next door.

My sister is coming to visit Me on this lovely island around mid July.  Make sure you dorks are around to pay for our nights out on the town.  It is going to be so fun to show her around, but I’m sure she will just want to smoke, tan her ass on the beach, and zip line.  Who will pay for our adrenaline filled day at $100 per person?  Private pictures accompany this special event.

Niteflirt calls have been amusing lately.  Sissy crissy was shopping My wishlist while on My ignore line.  This is the rare occasion that I talk to you on My ignore line.  If you want a response from Me and to hear My sexy, sensual voice, you need to pay up and call the other listings.  she even added money just to hear My Girlfriend and I giggle in the background while she was talking in her girly voice.  Ohh the comedy of a Niteflirt call while under the influence.

turkeyjerky is paying for another package of his Goddess’ trash and smelly socks.  he was so dumb the first time and got his credit card decline; therefore I declined to give him the tracking number for his international package.  and wouldn’t you know it, the package was lost in transit.  hahaaahaa.  that’s what you get.  This time he is making sure there is no funny business because he would like to be allowed the tracking number on package number 2.

I must say the messages I’ve received on fetlife and collarme are overly annoying.  It almost makes Me want to stop using those sites.  For example, among many, a 21 year old sub tries to contact Me saying his dad is a millionaire and he drives an expensive car, wants to send Me 10,000…you know the story.  I’m tired of telling you asshats that those long extensive messages do NOT impress Me.  your cash in My greedy, perfectly manicured hands impresses Me.  Then I was thinking I don’t want to let a few bad apples spoil the whole pie.  I get those messages on YIM and other sites I’m on also.  As I’m sure other Dommes do too.  when will you losers learn you are doing the opposite of getting My attention?

This is why My archaddict is one of My favorite subs.  he is not rich by any means, but he talks to Me like he is supposed to without having to be told and reprimanded.  he does the little things too like saying “yes, Ms. Katie, Your arches are the best.”  and I hear similar lines all day long.  it’s the  You and lower case i that allows a Dommes know that you know your place and have respect.   Not only that, but he only bothers Me when he has what I want.  CASH.  This is the way it is supposed to be.

New clips have been added to My clips site, and My wishlist is getting revamped as well.  Keep sending those tributes and calling My Niteflirt lines.

Ive been having so much fun for the start of My vacation with My lady. I had a warm Puerto Rican welcome with some HOT sex and a bowl of green. My girl sure knows how to show Me she’s missed Me. We walked around San Juan and had drinks, paid for by lezzielover. Weve also been shopping, touring the area, and lots of sex.  We went zip lining, caving, rivers, and beaches of course.  Ive had so many different types of stares since Ive been on the island, ranging from the usual jaw dropped look to the blank stare of wonderment.  Boys are so dumb. its safe to say when you see a pretty girl you can say hi or crack a smile or ANYTHING but that weird ass zombie stare on your pathetic face will get you no where. I know, its a hard pill for you to swallow seeing two hot women together. you loser cucks can be jealous and let the thoughts of two sexy lesbians romping arouind in the sheets make your head spin. I still can’t seem to keep My hands off of Her sexy juicy Latina ass.

you will NEVER have this

cucks beware

sunning our assets

you wish..

In fact We have been doing just that; making you cuckold losers weak.  lezzielover was quick to reimburse Me for our scuba trip that will take place on 4th of July.  he also coughed up the dough for My Girlfriend’s size 12 cute nine west flats.size 12

turkeyjerkey sent Me a pair of heels, that shipped to St. Louis after I left. has been dieing for a package of dirty socks and Our trash. he was having wet dreams thinking about eating our used shitty toilet paper. Everyone knows vegan shit is the best shit 🙂 too bad his credit card couldnt keep up with his sick mind. he was denied the tracking number by yours truly. hahaha. I was sure to hit him hard this time as I knew I was shipping the package from PR. I tripled the shipping amount and made him pay it of course!! as always I ignore him when he begins to message Me too frequently.  those begging antics of his just annoy the shit out of Me so I made him go in chastity until his dream package arrives. dont you losers know, your endless messages of begging and pleading bull shit from a made up fantasy are just digging you a deeper hole. the only constant messages I want are ones that say “xxxxx sent you money.”. If you’re not doing that, then you’re doing it wrong.

from turkeyjerkey

I have a new pet from collarme.  it’s about time.  Ive only had time wasting losers and creepy ass “Dommes” telling Me to give them money.  uhhh bitch…if you dont read My profile and check yourself.  seriously.  the Financial Dommes that beg for money nauseate Me.  I see you with your plastic clothes crate (or dresser if you will) in the background of your pictures.  Get a fucking clue.  you look trashy not classy.  anyways, the boy seemed like an eager beaver to be spending to view on skype.  he is a local sub and will have to wait for Me to return home.  he thinks I will have sympathy for him because he is on a teacher’s salary.  I dont give a flying box of cornflakes if you are on a nun’s salary.  if you EVER want to meet Me in person, you will need to cough up the cash I deserve for ever even gracing you with My presence, let alone let you oogle over My sexy soft soles and skyscraper arches.  pawing at them with the same hands you fap your dumbstick with.  eeeeww!!! for that you PAY. I actually dont have two fucks to give about you not likeing the online thing and hoping for a real time session.  well wouldnt all of you freaks wish for real time?? you like sexy feet in your face, I like cash.  and if you forgot, this is about what I want.   I hope Im making Myself clear.

My newest boy

A few NF calls, but nothing worth too much mention.  I like when you sissies call back and play raise the rate.  It actually motivates Me to want to humiliate you.  and thats what its all about…making Me laugh.   Ive been walking around barefoot so much already this summer.   My dirty foot lover came back out from hiding to see if he was worthy of seeing My filthy feet on cam, but I simply will not wait for your fat ugly wife to go to bed so she doesnt catch you wanking in front of the computer.  This is on My time, NOT yours.  I do not like to wait, and I do not NEED your money.  get your priorities right before coming to Me.

dirty feet, clean arches

I’ve added new clips and more are being edited when I feel like it. Make sure you keep one of your wanking hands free to keep clicking and spending on My wish list and clips store.  I always want MORE!!!

I’ve been recovering from My sexcapades that took place on Mardi Gras weekend.  My girlfriend is just so hot I can’t keep My hands or My mouth off of her.  now that the sheets are washed and well, the bed is still broke, but that will be fixed soon, I can update here.  It was so much fun, until some dickface asked to see My GF’s asshole for some beads.  uhhh NO bitch ass.  that’s not part of mardi gras!!  Being the perfect pretty lady I am, I didn’t let it ruin My fun.  you cucks are soo jealous and couldn’t stop blowing up My Yahoo Messenger.  Especially a new sub who lives locally and tried to get My attention.  I attempted to meet with him a few times and he seems too scared.  Oh well, I don’t have time to chase boys.  you found Me; remember that.   i imagine he will come back begging Me to take his stupid $200.  I also went vegan during this week and am loving it so far.  it really is a life change that I enjoy.  It all started when the AG had Me watch a documentary about an overview of the veggie world.  then I started to watch other documentaries and experiment with the recipes.  It’s not all about not hurting animals, but how we don’t NEED to eat them, animal products and its effect on the economy and your body.  I am doing My part and the part of someone else to reduce their carbon foot print.  you can thank Me! I am still going strong and plan to stay on track with the vegan-ness for at least a 6 week trial.  I love milk so much that since I’ve given it up, every time I reach in the fridge for the Rice milk, that I feel like the milk jug is eyeing Me all evil like, so I always turn it around.  I’ve been eating a higher amount of beans has made My pretty little asshole a bit more talkative.  I tweeted about making a fart clip and got lots of comments.  I will be adding one to My clips store soon.  Stay posted.  Then I got to meet the lovely GoddessMarley and QueenKitty.  It’s always fun to meet the local Dommes.  as suspected there was a heavy fog of OG Kush lingering for hours.   They all got to see what happens when KatieSavage  catches  the giggle bug while telling a story.  you losers never get to be on the fun side.  know your place dorks.

canadiancrossdresser has been a little too mouthy for My likings lately.  she has become sassy and I don’t care for it.  and I damn sure don’t need it.  yes, Id rather you spend your cash on My perfect ass, but I’m not your momma and I don’t give a shit if you spend your money on a hooker, stripper, or whatever else.  I do care when appointments are cancelled at the last-minute.   I plan to punish his virgin ass dearly with a nice fat dong.  I’ll rape her unlubed ass and her wallet at the same time.  do you think a stripper cares about your disgusting forced bi fetishes or wants to watch you dance around in panties??? uhhh the answer is no.  Anyways, I’ve had a new shoe boy come out of hiding.  He can’t say no to My sky-high arches in heels.  I love to make fun of his tiny vienna sausage.  making fun of boys and their uglystick is too easy for Me.  It’s so funny that ALL of My heels are taller than his microscopic flagpole at attention.  I love to drain him right before work so I know My PeddiePies are on his mind all night long while he’s making My money.  the reason this new boy is getting a little  blog attention so early is because he knows how to follow direction and sent a tribute to clipvia before he ever contacted Me.  this is expected from the rest of you fools.   It seems some of you have forgotten that I am a FINANCIAL Domme first and foremost.  watching a submissive male hand his cash over to My greedy beautiful ass is My fetish.  It turns Me on.  The rest of the fetishes are just fun to play around with and manipulate you boys further. 

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I’ve booked My trip to Puerto Rico to spend My summer with My beautiful girlfriend.  make sure you losers are doing your part to make sure you can keep My attention.  I expect those swimming suits and sandals on My wishlist to be purchased VERY soon.   Keep sending tributes and wanking to My clip store.

Another blog about ME!  I will start off with how much I love My new car.  It is so awesome.  what’s not to love? I can drive for 400+miles before putting a mere $30 in gas.  Its not that Im cheap, but I happen to care about our next generation and I try to leave the smallest carbon foot print possible.  Im so glad I stayed in the house  last weekend when I was debating going out.  It turned out there was a shooting at the club I was going to go to.  I swear, these people in St. Louis have nothing better to do than to cause a ruckus in the clubs.  This is one of many reasons I made My mind up to go to Puerto Rico for the summer and live lavishly on the beach.  I still plan to rape your wallets so nothing will change for you except you can worship My toned sun kissed ass and sandy soles.  you cucks that didnt make the cut for the last trip to see My girlfriend can try again this round.  Get started on buying those swimming suits and victoria’s secret gift cards NOW!  valentines day is right around the corner and I expect lots of presents to be rolling through the door.  Ive been kind and updated My wishlist with a few things I know you cant wait to get scoop up for Me.  Im referring to the swimming suits and lingerie in particular.   Ive also decided I will put My passport to use this year.  My team of ugly, fat, shrimp dick minions are going to pay for My girlfriend and I to travel.   I havent quite decided where to yet, but it doesnt fit into My plans until later in the year so I will keep you posted. 

I know I said I was accepting new  subs and slaves for the new year, but I do not allow broke boys to occupy My time.  your one liners are annoying. I only want slaves with high ROI (return on investment).  Id rather be left alone than bothered by you foolish boys and your nonsense.  Ive had so many of you timewasters and wankers coming around.  Dont you know I can spot you within a few sentences.  I dont give a shit if you “think” Im real.  If you read anything at all, which Im sure you are too dumb to comprehend words….maybe I should say if you saw the same woman putting up new pictures of herself on a live feed, such as twitter (where you say you found Me), you could understand they are real.  or My favorite line “but I dont know you.” well I dont know you either stupid face. I dont have to prove to you that Im real.  Thats why I have a blog, clip store, and twitter.  If you cant see I deserve your money more than you do then you should just keep your distance.  your compliments are nothing new to this divine Goddess; unless they are followed by gifts or money in My greedy hands.   its bad enough you have to breathe the same air as I, so dont think for one second that Makes us as equals.  if it were up to Me, Id quarentine stinky boys and let them rot in their own filth.   I do not have a desire for male doms or switches.  Im not into your cocky ass attitude and I wont wast My time convincing you to stay in your sub position.  you dummys can save your time and Mine and not contact Me at all. 

I had a drive by from a sweedish sub who insisted he would do anything to get the attention from a woman of My calibur.  So I took him for his cash naturally.   I made him stick sweedish fish in all of his bodily openings.  I felt so sorry for all those once yummy little gummy snacks.   I couldnt help but to laugh as he was smashing red gummies in his hairy ass.  He couldnt help but to keep pressing the pay button on My paypal.  My canadian sissy has been consitent and amusing Me by putting her panties on wrong.  I always get a good laugh because I have to tell her they’re on wrong again.  She is looking for a butt slut near Ontario.  No surprise she dreams of a sexy tranny with fake tits and a big dick to shove in her tight little ass.  This is the same one who cant wait to try out the dong she got for her ass raping while Im raping her wallet on My wishlist.  She also bought My waxing kit and comfy brown boots when I came back from My Puerto Rico trip.  Things like this makes shopping adventurous from the comfort of My own living room.

I know it has been forever since My last blog update, but I have been busy with the holidays and My vacation so you can get off MY silicon balls with all of your pesky questions.  you cucks and losers have been dyeing to see pictures of My girl and I on vacation, but only one of you made the cut for exclusive pictures prior to this post.  and boy was he lucky.  Only one of My puppets got a Christmas gift from Me.  I’m so fucking nice!   This is going to be a long update so get your smoke out, a drink, and you scumbag losers may need a jackoff sock. 

you all know how much I love to keep My nails done.  It is a rare, rainy day when you catch this Divine Goddess with chipped nail polish.  So recently I’ve been playing with new nail designs.  I fooled around with having newsprint nails, but I tried twice and to no avail.  however, I just adored My candy cane nails I did right before Christmas.   So did you losers who begged to be sucking on My pepperminty toes.   as well as the pint sized Mexican boys at the salsa club.   ALL of them complimented Me of course, but I was a little shocked how many of those little pea brain males complimented My manicure.  hehe  As I’m touching up on dance moves, and getting tipsy curtesy of those boys wallets, and you are paying Me online.  That’s a great night all the way until I had to pull some moves out from a ballbusting clip I did with slaveandy and had to knee a tiny, wet looking haired, brown nugget for rubbing his unwanted dumbstick on Me.  eeeww. you boys just can’t control yourself.    you’re so pathetic and its a nuisance when a woman just wants to dance and be casual. 

Any who as you should know Christmas is not My favorite holiday but, I did have a few good boys this year. My canadiancrossdresser really came through as well as turkeyjerkey.  a twitter admirer sent Me something worth My attention also.  The rest of you losers aren’t even worth mentioning.    you squishy balled perverts slacked severely, hence why you are no longer on My Messenger lists or in My twitter timeline.  As far as I’m concerned if you did not send your Goddess a gift, you are dead to Me.  I don’t know how you can even stand the thought of yourself.  you losers could have saved the small talk about how you have to buy for so many people.  I could give 3 farts in your face about those people…I’m at the top of that list.  In fact I’m the most important person on your stupid list. 

I’ll admit I was not having the best end to 2011.  Some lady crashes My car, WHILE IT IS PARKED.  then I total My car in the snow 16 days after it comes out of the shop from the first repair. Luckily I came out like new without a scratch on My GOD sent Perfect body and got to bring in the new year with MY smoking HOT girlfriend.   it is a new year and I had more fun than you.  I was in Puerto Rico with My Latin lover in the WARM!!! hahaha  Over the past 45 daysprior to My trip, you drones pumped in a decent amount of CA$H to help fund My holiday fun get away.    that was all I REALLY wanted for christmas anyways.  Before I left St. Louis, I stopped by My favorite piercing/tat shop to change My noserings and My piercer said to Me A: I’m one of 2 women to ever make him wish he had a vagina.  B: Your girlfriend is smokin. AY MAMMMMI!  hahaha.  This isn’t the first time I’ve heard comments like this.   TSA couldn’t help but to perv out on My luggage to and fro.  They just wanted to put their hands on My glasswear to see what I was working with.  I can read their inquiring little pea sized minds “whats that little handle for?”  This was all thanks to the glass dong turkeyjerkey bought Me.  I had a fabulous time christening it in puerto rico too.  New Years Eve was lots of fun and food with the family.  Oh and LOTS of tonsil hockey and spit swap.  We left the party early to get home and tend to each others raging hormones.  I can’t get enough of her sucking on My long tongue.  A woman that can turn Me on in an instant.  (you loser cucks are lucky I even let you read My juicy detalied blog) As I suspected, We were in bikinis daily. This may have been mainly because I was working on tanning My gams.  So make sure you stock Us both with new pretty swimming suits for the next trip.  That’s all your good for anyways.   The beach was so relaxing and beautiful. My girlfriend’s booty is so round and luscious.  I have a hard time taking My hands off it.  I must have grabbed her booty a minimum of 10 times a day.  what can I say?  Im an ASS girl.  YEAH..Be Jeeellllyyy.  Whats not to love about a thick, tanned Latin ass?  In a nut shell We traveled the island staying in different hotels and even a hostel (all of them facing the beach of course) and having tons of phenomenal sex.  some of My favorite parts were dancing salsa with abuelo, hiking to the peak at the rainforest, the moonshine at the 3 kings celebration, and the best street meat. 

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  SInce it’s a new year, Im looking for new subs, slaves, pay pigs, and human ATMs…or if your new year’s resolution was to give more; that MORE, should be to My greedy, beautiful ass.  If you fall into one of those categories, you may fill out an application.  Don’t forget to tribute or send a gift from My wishlist; then I’ll think about letting you serve ME.

as you all know I have been busy unpacking and organizing in My new palace…and taking your money.  So I decided I’d treat you to a blog seeing how it has been over a month since My last update.  So much has been going on I don’t really know where to start and I’m sure some of you losers wont even get your name mentioned.  you dorks should be satisfied I take the time out of My busy day to update and recap My lovely life for your reading enjoyment.  If you had any kind of brain between your ears you would follow Me on twitter to stay up to date with My bust life.  In the mean time I can fill you in on what youve been missing since I’m overly generous. 

 I’ll start at the end of last month.. how much fun I was having going to haunted houses with theasiangoddess.  She really is so much fun when shes not balls deep in your wallet…that is trademarked by HER by the way.   We were the only two people in there so the actors scared us bad.  there was no one to follow so We were walking in circles trying to get out, only to be scared around every corner.  We went to a few haunted houses earlier in the year when My girlfriend was in town.  they were not as scary though.   it was on your dime…the no wait speed pass was too.  thanks dumbsticks. Of course We never pay for our own shit.  I went to play cards and smoke on the silver surfer with the AG around Thanksgiving.  Her yummy catered dinner was a delight to My tastebuds too. Then came a little monkey business. We were asking the iPhone 4s’ SIRI all sorts of funny questions.  We even got to cheer on her number one boy as he was about to hop on the tranny train.  hahaha you boys are just a pocket of laughter sometimes.  I could not stop cackling as the AG kept the shinanigans going.  It’s always a fun time with her. 

It’s been brought to My attention that even when I’m dressed down or just not all gussied up in whore makeup and My hair done, I still have you little wierdo cucks following Me around gawking when you think I dont know.  Gabbing about how much you love My small perky tits and how beautiful My eyes are.  DUHHH!  I’m the one you can’t stop staring at.  some of you are such cowards you cannot even look at Me because my beauty is too much for you.  I’m the one who makes the most faithful husband want to cheat on his wife.  Yes, I’m BAD as hell and My feet are just a bonus for you losers.  so tell Me something I don’t know.  I want to hear about, like how much cash you’re going to drop on My perfect ass.  I hear compliments all day long.  what I want is for you to do less talking and more spending because there is no way, not even if the continuance of the world depended on it, would I ever consider letting a loser like you talk to Me for free.  you know you could NEVER do the  job of My beautiful Puerto Rican girlfriend. Even in My vanilla life I find freaks like you.  I find that you wish Id pull your pants down and laugh at your small worthless dumbstick. gross.  I don’t want to see that unless your wallet is in My greedy hands.  I love to humiliate you dumb male creatures, but nothing is free.  I like how you dumb boys just sit and drool at the thought of My girlfriend and I laid up together caressing, kissing, and using the sex toys you bought from My wishlist.  It’s not hard to understand that a woman can easily please another woman.  They have the same parts and know what they like.  I mean you dumb fucks can’t keep your nasty cream in your dumbsticks long enough to get past foreplay and usually skip it, let alone actually fulfill My sexual desires.  I will be hitting up the lovely island of Puerto Rico on December 30 – January 9.  I can’t wait to be beachside, toes in the sand, with My girl by My side.  I expect you perverts to be sending Us your hard earned cash this holiday season.  Spoil two beautiful women since you can’t do anything else with your pathetic life.  I want you to be on your knees with your ugly disgusting tater tot in one hand and wallet in the other begging to grovel in My presence.  I mean that tiny vienna sausage of a dick is just an emberassment.  so send to someone who actually knows how to please a woman.  the lucky cuckys will get exclusive vacation pictures.  so try to impress your Goddess.  If you don’t know your place is at My feet, giving Me all of your attention and cash, then I suggest its time you keep clicking your way to those “new Domme” pages who encourage wankers, but not here. 

 My canadiancrossdresser just cant help but to send Me sexy gifts like lingerie to wear for My girlfriend.   Sometimes I let her see what I try on and if I like My gifts.  she especially likes when I watch her parade around her house in hers too.  We make good shopping buddies as I can tell her My educated opinion in women’s clothes.  I make sure she knows to keep her sicky dicky in her panties.  I definitely do NOT want to see your one-eyed tadpole looking at Me.  and she obeys her Goddess like a good girl.  She has made Me happy thus far, except for the one fuck up which she was punished for and has since redeemed herself.  I cant wait until she gets her heels on and can walk with the phone book on her head like a real debutante.  I’m such a good trainer too.  Stupid real-time subbie has found himself veering off into ugly girl land. No one wants to get lost in UGLY GIRL LAND!!! but he is a dumb ass and it shows you losers will settle for whatever you can get.   he tried to redeem himself with what little cash he did have, but I’m not impressed.  In fact he still has punishment coming for fucking up on My birthday.  Dont worry I didn’t forget.  hmmm a sub with a RT Goddess who has a key to your apartment, wouldn’t you think he would try harder not to be such a dummy???  this is rhetorical;…I don’t want to hear your pathetic sissy voice.  He is lucky I still use his worthless ass  in clips.  on a better note, My turkish sock lover cant help but to show his worth by sending Me things from My wishlist.  His english may not be the best, but he is still so redundant when he tries.  He has been begging Me for more used sock packages and even the trash from My girlfriend and I while in Puerto Rico.

dumb monkey was so desperate to show how much he was thankful for the AG an Myself that he couldn’t resist sending Us gift cards on Thanksgiving.  he even had to be reprimanded.  Now I’m sure he cant wait to make My banners for My site. Here I am being nice again.,  its like letting him view a very short clip for free and mesmerize him at the same time.   there will be some big changes coming very soon.  so keep your eyes open. 

I expect all you boys to spend big this year for my gifts.  I know it’s the season for giving and I want you to dig deep.  don’t worry, your fat no booty wife is not looking as close to the credit cards this time of year.   you can play Christmas games with Me like forced intox eggnog and dradle pay to obey and you don’t even have to get dressed up and listen to your annoying in laws bitch about how much of a loser you are.  Instead you can listen to Me tell you; Im much more fun to look at anyways.


you will NEVER have ME

Ive been too busy to make an update for you losers, but one will be coming soon.  this should tide you over until I have some free time.

real time domination

RT domination by MPP

I will continue to celebrate the rest of the month in honor of My birthday.  You losers will too.  dont forget to send tributes and gifts from My wishlist.  Ive had the best time in the past week.  A very special birthday gift was sent My way.  My girlfriend!  Imagine My Perfect body and her tan, beautiful Puerto Rican lovliness intertwined so delicately.   Needless to say our sexcapades were never ending.  Nothing hotter than a second language, the language of love, in the bedroom.  you cucks were going nuts trying to get My attention, but unfortunately for you, she had Me too busy and I do not care about your shitty attempts for attention.  Try harder losers.  Come with money first.  Im from the Show Me State bitch.  I did answer a few niteflirt calls only to be grossed out by the sound of some sausage finger douch bag beating off to My pictures.  you really dont hold back over the phone I see.  eeew!  A few things I got for My birthday were lots of dangle earing, because thats what I requested.  I believe a woman should have painted nails and earings.  It carries the feminine quality a long way; but only if the nails arent chipped.  chipped nails to Me are the worst!  it sends a whole other message.    Some of you should take note.  anyways back to My birthday pressies.  I also got a new iPod touch, thanks to TheAsianGoddess.  yay! I was so surprised and excited about it I couldnt wait to take pictures before I opened it up.  She always sends the best because she is the best.  I also got new heels and a few other tidbits and of course dinner and drinks, you know how a real lady gets spoiled. 

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My real time sub was so fortunate to get to meet My girlfried.  I came by to pick up My biweekly money that I love so much, and to My surprise this popcorn brain boy was short money…..uhhhh ON MY BIRTHDAY! so now Im thinking, wait did this just happen in real life??  to make a long story short, he went and got the rest of My money, and I told My girlfriend she could do whatever she wanted to him.  He got scared after I kicked him in the balls with My boots and begged My girl not to do the same.  It was quite amusing watching him wimper like a bitch in actual fear.  hahaha.  so she just abused him a little and We left.  What a lucky shit stain he is.  He kept messaging Me after to come back for foot worship.  hello dumbstick, I dont care what you want on My birthday.   the audacity of such a little coward.  Not quite the birthday surprise I had expected.  he will pay for that I assure you. 

While celebrating My name day celebration I was at a bar and the bartender asked Me what kind of shot I wanted.  I kindly repliend “anything white.”  then he gave Me the stink face.  Uhh fix your face bartender, youve been pouring Me raspberry vodka and cranberry all night dont pull the f-ing race card on Me.  if thats the worst thing someone says to you during your shift you should be more than thankful fucktard. 

Winter time is the time to save up and get back to work for most, including losers like you who cant wait to wipe out your wife’s savings at christmas on My perfect ass when you think she isnt looking.  I suggest you start the savings pot now.  Its only a matter of time before you become addicted and want to spoil Me with all your cash.  When you’re at home, cold, and lonely…the first thing you think of is jerking your tiny little worthless dick. I suggest by the time the temperature starts to drop, you learn how to approach Me appropriately.