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YAY hectic holidays are over and We are well into 2017! A quick recap for the end of the year, which was NOT impressive. ¬†The U.S. has turned into a shit show, complete with golden showers. ¬†euro beta bitch came crawling back after slutting around. ¬†he dropped a few hundred, but who is counting if it isn’t four digits. ¬†Honestly, I love humiliating and mind fucking him to his breaking point. ¬†Lezzie lover sent a few hundred around Christmas, but I am not as impressed as I was last year when he bought Me new kitchen appliances. ¬†This is a perfect example of how to NOT serve ME.

I’m way late on the New Year wishes, but at least I can get both New Year and Lunar New Year in one post. ¬†Welcome 2017!!! ¬†I’ve cleared out the waste of fickle subs, and made room for new devoted minions.

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I don’t usually have politics mixed in with My smut, but with this disaster, I find it impossible not to speak My mind. ¬†I’ll start by saying it is a shame our current president of the US is taking us on a dizzying adventure swirling down the toilet bowl. ¬†Most of My followers know I am an educated, outspoken woman not known for biting My tongue. ¬†If you don’t like My fusion of smut, politics, food, nature, and animals, then don’t follow Me.

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Moving on to more important things.  RUINING you.  hahaha.  I said last year that I was going to make more frequent blog updates.  That was a joke.  My vanilla life always takes priority over you hand bumpers.  However, this year, I plan to be assiduous in regards to My online presence and taking MORE of your hard earned cash.  My cam and phone lines are be on frequently.  Do yourself a favor and purchase My Skype ID on IWC.  For more frequent interactions with Me, I recommend KIK.  This includes exclusive photos not posted on Twitter. Like the one below

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This is your year to become a better submissive. ¬†Strive to be a sub I enjoy talking to, one that I will engage with even when you haven’t paid. ¬†hahahahaha yea right. ¬†As if I’d ever talk to you freaks without you paying. ¬†¬†new1

Secret admirers need to step it up. ¬†I’ve had multiple Niteflirt callers admitting to be lurkers for years, admiring pictures and blog updates from afar. ¬†EEeeewwww. ¬†This tells Me you think you are a fan, but in reality are a freeloading cheap fuck that jerks off to My pictures. ¬†you are such a loser that aren’t tributing Me yourself, but rather getting off on seeing others who’ve contributed to My lifestyle. ¬†make yourself useful. ¬†Retweet My pictures and site links. ¬†Send anonymous gifts or tributes to show your appreciation. ¬†Pay for the things I tweet that I really want. ¬†The ones that pay attention and contribute get noticed–and rewarded. ¬†If you aren’t spending, keep quiet or find yourself blocked. ¬†Keep your compliments to yourself unless they are accompanied by cash.

If in past years, months, days, even hours if you feel like you haven’t spent enough to enhance My life, you didn’t. ¬†This is the time to put your own wants on the back burner. ¬†Make sacrifices to show your devotion. ¬†Speak My language‚ĶCASH!! ¬†Feed My GREED.

Some of you have been working hard and spending for years to become subs that I trust and actually enjoy.  For example, My longest serving footbitch often gets double humiliation or foot worship from My GF and I without paying extra, simply because We like him…and enjoy making fun of him.

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Spring is around the corner. ¬†I can’t wait to get out sun dresses, shorts, and sandals. ¬†Be a good little maggot and send Me gift cards to fatten My wardrobe. ¬†MsKatieSavage@gmail.com

It has been far too long since My last blog update. ¬†I’ll try to keep it short and only highlight the big stuff. ¬†We know I like to start My blog talking about ME, so I will give you quick rundown on the fun I’ve been having thus far. ¬†I’ve been¬†to a major league baseball game, with tickets in the luxury suites of course. ¬†I took My Girlfriend and dogs camping and floating. ¬†I love to be outside, but I’m not so fond of bugs. ¬†I bet you wish it was *you* searching Our hot naked bodies for ticks. ¬†hahaha ¬†Keep dreaming, loser. I’d rather die of lyme disease than have you see My private lady parts. ¬†Summer has come and gone. ¬†I was busy outdoors. There is so much more to My life than sitting around the house waiting by My pretty Macbook for some loser to message Me. ¬†I prefer to hear My phone chime, alerting Me while I’m out that I’ve received tribute while I’m out having fun. An adoring message after a payment is always sure to put a smile on My gorgeous face. Don’t you just love seeing Me spend your cash on My luxury lifestyle while you pay for My travels. I visited Chicago, Atlanta, and in September I went to Mexico for a week, ¬†which was slave paid. ¬†Then not even three moths later I took another week-long beach vacation to Puerto Rico. ¬†I just can’t stress how much I love to spend old man money. ¬†I spent ¬†Southwest gift cards sent by KC slave to surprise My Girlfriend in Texas for Valentine’s Day.

VIP ONLY

VIP ONLY

sunning My buns

sunning My buns

beautiful Mexico

beautiful Mexico

bikini babe

bikini babe

windy chi town

windy chi town

Playa Negra

Playa Negra

buns in the sun

buns in the sun

Playa sucia with My favorite red bikini

Playa sucia with My favorite red bikini

With as busy as I’ve been,¬†certainly you don’t¬†expect Me to sit around and type up a little story for you to read and add pictures for you to jerk off too? By the way, I do occasionally look to see what you hand humpers are searching to find My site. ¬†I can’t help but notice how many of you find My blog by searching for lesbian strap on mistress or lesbian money Domme. The things you search always seem to make Me chuckle. I bet you would love to be held down and double teamed by My hot GF and I,¬†penetrated with a big thick strap on, with the force of My sexy ass behind it.

can you handle it??

can you handle it??

I’ve had quite a few inquisitions about Me and My sexy strap on. ¬†I will only say this once. ¬†Asking a Domme about Her strap on before you send a payment or an initial tribute is a horrible first impression. ¬†Have you no tact? ¬†It’s the equivalent to asking a girl to fuck before you go on a date. ¬†Not that you would know about that either, since you are a loser who only dates your hand. ¬†I understand strap on sessions can range widely in the fetish world and it just so happens you want to find out. ¬†Maybe you are like My socksissy who loves to suck My strap on. ¬†She would be more than delighted to give Me head while smelling My feet. ¬†Watching her pretend to suck cock while she smelled a pair of My previously owned socks made her cum in her panties. It is possible you can only get off to lesbian porn and strap on happens to be your favorite. ¬†I be you’d love for Me to let you wrap your filthy, undeserving lips around My big strap on and let Me fuck your face with it. ¬†I like to laugh at you as you have tears streaming down your pathetic face and you’re drooling like a gross dog.

I’d decided I wanted a chastity slave. And in the blink of an eye, I became a key holder to two boys lonely cucks. ¬†How fun is it when you pay for a sexy, dominating woman to take total control of your cock and your orgasm?? ¬†Pictures and clips of Me intoxicating your mind. ¬†Every rise of your man meat pressing against your hard, metal cage, reminding you who owns you. ¬†And ME pointing and laughing at you.

keys to your cock

keys to your cock

beg for My sweaty gym socks

beg for My sweaty gym socks

Tinkle pig has been trying VERY hard to make My blog. ¬†this little loser is one of the biggest¬†sluts around.¬† I granted him the honor to redo his infamous hot dog trick. ¬†The first time he did this trick he stuffed a frozen hot dog in his butt with intentions to launch it into a pot 4 feet away only to shit on his carpet and miss the target. ¬†This time he tried with foot long hot dog and a shorter distance. ¬†Yet he was still a failure. ¬†SOOOO GROSSSS!! I know, right? ¬†I like draining his wallet while he drains his bladder right onto his wrinkled old face. ¬†I cannot count how much money I’ve taken from this fool.

tinkle pig

tinkle pig

pathetic!!!

pathetic!!!

old KC boy came out of hiding with a $500 in NF tributes during the summer! ¬†he deleted his ‘new’ account before I could get My claws in him, then showed back up at the end of the year. ¬†he recently purchased some wish list¬†items for Me to take on My trip to Puerto Rico including the $300 leather book bag, 3 pairs of sandals, cute sun glasses, $200 spa finder GC, $900 in Niteflirt tributes, $600 in gift cards, and $1300 in cash.

I adore these sunnies

I adore these sunnies

yummy

yummy

MORE MORE MORE!!

MORE MORE MORE!!

My footbitch turned cuckold came through with his usual $100 but ended up getting so worked up, craving to hear how I manipulated a high school teacher with My cute little feet, that he sent another $100. ¬†ūüėÄ ¬†I love a weak little bitch. ¬†So easy to manipulate. ¬†I’ve even taken his cash on ignore cam while he sits quietly at my feet, under My desk at work. ¬†This addicted bitch cannot get enough of My soft soles and deep arches. ¬†Currently, he is missing out on the big size 12’s of¬†My GF who he as a crush on while she is¬†away for business. ¬†This is another one who I can’t count how much cash he has coughed up.

addicted

addicted

deep arches

deep arches

lezzielover comes and goes. ¬†he binges, then runs away like a little girl. ¬†These are his mis recent contributions to his favorite dominant lesbo couple. ¬†he couldn’t resist paying one more time to finish off 2014. ¬†he chose to send $700 via snail mail. ¬†what a lucky cuck he is.

I don't even like $20 bills

I don’t even like $20 bills

ca$h

ca$h

My newest European slave who loves forced intox sessions and splurging on Me has the binge and purge process as well. ¬†he swore Me off for his New Year’s resolution, then found himself messaging Me while I was on vacation in Puerto Rico the first week of January. ¬†you silly boys make Me laugh, so weak with a huge lack of self-control. ¬†I love degrading him, making him get drunk, and smoke lots of cigarettes. ¬†I’m not going to lie, I do like a slave who can make Me laugh. ¬†he has spent $200 in whole foods GC’s, $300 in spa finder GC’s, and $500 via amazon GC’s. ¬†who wants to see boring pictures of that? ¬†no one‚Ķmoving on.

I’ll be selling some of My worn things for the next few months including these OLD, worn, and smelly ballet flats with very visible toe prints. ¬†First person to send $100 with their shipping address wins this prize.

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yummy

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I’m sure I forgot a few things in the past 9 months so I’ll just leave you with a few pictures summing up what I’ve been up to.

wanna bury your face in MY ass?  sure you do

wanna bury your face in MY ass? sure you do

summer nights

summer nights

My GF's view on the kayak

My GF’s view on the kayak

Can you tell I HATE you??

Can you tell I HATE you??

go fuck  yourself

go fuck yourself

kiss My ass

kiss My ass

want to kiss My soles??

want to kiss My soles??

Don’t forget that I prefer tributes in the form of cash, but if you insist on sending gift cards send to msperfectpeds@yahoo.com ¬†We all know your hard earned cash looks better in My greedy, well manicured hands. ¬†Presents from My¬†Wishlist¬†are also acceptable ways to make Me smile, but are never counted as a tribute.¬†If you insist on buying gifts in hopes of seeing Me wearing an item or brag about how spoiled I am, keep items moving to the purchased side. ¬†Giving to a bossy beauty and going into debt is surprisingly easy, isn’t it??? ¬†Spending on Me gives you a purpose in life. ¬†I’ve updated My clips store‚Ķ.FINALLY. ¬†The newest clip is of My Boricua GF sucking on My cute toes. ¬†Go on and break your resolutions so I can laugh at you for letting your fetish overwhelm your will power.

If you didn’t get mentioned, it means you should be trying harder to impress Me. ¬†¬†Remember losers, I am Fiji water, and you are sewage. ¬†your only purpose is to make sacrifices in your own pathetic life in order to please Me and contribute to My luxury lifestyle.

forever and always a LOSERRR

forever and always a LOSERRR

I recently traveled to Texas for My first time. Due to My own preconceived notions, I felt I couldn’t have possibly went there without My cowgirl boots. I added them to My wish list, and just in perfect timing, Twitter admirer scooped them up right before his prime membership ran out! what a good little admirer. I was so relieved the boots arrived before We left. It was so much fun hanging out with My GF’s friends and her father. Of course they all said I was soooo cute ūüėÄ ¬†My Girlfriend took My rodeo virginity. ¬†I was terrified it would be like watching animal torture, but it was fine. ¬†I did clap and cheer when the cowboy wasn’t able to land his lasso and the calf got away.

boots from Twitter admirer

boots from Twitter admirer

lintlicker paid for date night drinks at Club Viva. ¬†he was the first to inquire about payments for almost everything during the¬†trip, except the airfare (which was paid long ago). ¬†he coughed up cash for the cab ride to and from the airport, drinks at salsa night, as well as a small Victoria’s Secret order. ¬†he also sent the shoes that I wore out one of the nights in Texas. ¬†They were √úber comfortable. ¬†I bet you’d love to be the one licking Our toes clean after a night out.

wedge crew

wedge crew

lint licker has been spending frivolously for My attention. while he is all alone on the east coast, wishing he was My local bitch, I give him vanilla tasks to perform. to make up for the lost servitude between the miles. he spent hundreds on My amazon wish list and in cash transfers. ¬†I’m not going to waste My time adding pictures because who isn’t tired of seeing crap from amazon placed nicely in a pile. ¬†And the cash deposited is for Me to know and for you to ponder. ¬†It’s a shame more businesses don’t support adult transactions. ¬†It is also a shame he disappeared after his roommate found My smelly leather flats in his room. ¬†his embarrassment level is at an all time high, so I am giving him some space until things die down over that way.

A semi local boy finally came crawling out of the woodwork to spend a little. I say semi local, because I don’t think a 4 hour drive is so local, but whatever. ¬†he was hoping for real time servitude. ¬†I don’t usually meet losers¬†from the internet. ¬†First they must prove themselves useful and trustworthy. ¬†Pain slut came bearing gifts of cash, cookies, and wine.

KC loser

KC loser

I was delighted to say the least.  First order of business I made him hang My curtains.   It was comical watching his nervousness pour out of him in the form of sweat.  I was nice and took out some aggression with a thick leather belt.  I had such a good time, I even let My GF get in a few good licks.  I made him close his eyes so I could slap him across his face.  Needless to say, he will be back for more abuse.  his summer goal is to purchase tickets to a baseball game so he can treat Me to drinks, ballpark fun, and have some light humiliation while being blessed with My good company. lucky him.

footboy is such a loser. ¬†I love teasing and humiliating him. ¬†he is soooo weak. ¬†he has been serving Me for almost three years, so I know EXACTLY how to push his buttons. ¬†I sit back and giggle at how easy it is to control him with my soft wrinkled soles. he tested his new found love beneath My glorious booty. ¬†he eventually realized My juicy bum was no place for a lowly bitch like himself. ¬†Back under the power of My curvy peds is the only position he could ever imagine getting a stiffy. I’ve noticed a trend with many of My subs. ¬†They eventually turn into cuckolds. ¬†There’s something about two lipstick lesbians that you can’t help but wonder what goes on between the sheets. ¬†Our soft, pedicured feet rubbing on each other. ¬†Just imagine, you could be at the foot of My bed. ¬†My personal footboard cuckold. ¬†A dream job left exactly where it started‚Ķin your dreams, loser.

I’ve even done a few custom clips lately. ¬†Small penis humiliation is always fun. ¬†Laughing at your tiny little chub in your pants is just too easy. Brat clips were created; flipping you off and telling you, “you’re a loser” while I crush your ego come naturally. One freak even paid a hefty sum for Me to film a custom clip. ¬†Then he waited for My underarm hair to grow so I could show off My hairy pits. The hardest task was growing out my underarm hair for a particular kinkster. ¬†I’ve never seen such hairy underarms on a woman. ¬†teehee.

I’ve just recently returned from another vacation in Puerto Rico. ¬†¬†Footboy paid Me back for the ticket via GR. ¬†I love being so spoiled!! ¬†I always have a good time there. ¬†I did step on a sea urchins after I’d been poking one just minutes before.

beach babes

beach babes

If you want bikini pictures, you’ll have to pay for them. ¬†As far as I’m concerned, I need every vacation to be warm with somewhere to swim.

Spring is here and I want more cute sunglasses and sandals. ¬†Bikinis and flip flops for the summer. ¬†I worship the sun, and you worship Me. ¬†Shop My wish list and send gift cards!! The camera, sandals and bikinis are at the top of My must have items if you want to be on My good side. I have 4 cameras, but what’s one more??? Send bikinis because I look so hot in them. Duhh. I want to see you buying gifts and sending your pitiful loser cash.¬†If you think you’ve done enough, you probably haven’t. Step it up and send extra gifts. ¬†Contribute; it feels good. ¬†Just don’t think you will get something in return. ¬†Gifting Me is a gift in itself.

I’ve finally made the time to brag about some of the presents and cash I received at the end of 2013. ¬†It seems like forever ago that I updated on My blog, but what do you expect from a busy woman?? ¬†I know how much you love the wait and love coming to My site to see if Ive updated or if I’ve left you blowing in the wind to wonder My awesome whereabouts. ¬†The luxury of twitter makes things too easy for you. ¬†If you were smart, you’d be following Me or at least logging in to see what yours truely has been up to. ¬†Since it has been so long, I’m sure I may be forgetting some things.

I’ll start with Twiiter admirer who made sure this pair of heels arrived BEFORE My birthday. ¬†his small presence is always noticed. ¬†when he is around, he serves properly.

Get around town pumps

Get around town pumps

Slutty tinkle pig came around to do a little show for Me.  He likes to suck his viagra off of the big black cock before he spends his loser cash.

he loves it

he loves it

he is only allowed to send amazon gift cards because he is a wanking retard can NOT be trusted and likes to cancel orders.  These gift cards cleared My wishlist for Thailand.  Wishlist times include a watch, a travel bag, organic bug repellent, shoes for My Lady and I, and other travel extras.

Thai feet

Thai feet

Lezzilover has been quiet lately, but he did cough up the cash for My birthday excursion day. ¬†$325 for the elephant bath and tiger temple. ¬†What a good little bitch. ¬†Who wouldn’t want to see My beautiful toothy smile while Im having the time of My life. ¬†I’m feeding elephants in Asia, while you are at home working hard to make more money to add to the Bank of Savage.

Spending it ALL

Spending it ALL

While I was in Thailand, someone cleared My wish list. ¬†I hadn’t been online much due to spotty internet service and MY travels abroad. ¬†I found Myself tweeting when jet lag was catching up with Me. ¬†I tweeted the link to My wish list and found it was empty except for 2 unavailable items. ¬†I thought this was some kind of wanker joke, but in fact I had someone had actually cleared My entire wish list. ¬†I had one of My friends go by My apartment and collect My mail. ¬†he said My door was full of packages. ¬† The wish list binger has yet to come forward. ¬†I don’t know much about him, except his name, so don’t try to get free attention, claiming it was you. ¬† Good boys get rewards, so don’t be shy.

Then My little footbitch seems to have gotten himself in over his head, falling deeper and deeper into the spell of a MoneyDomme. ¬† his cravings to see My sexy soft soles and curvy arches wrapped playfully around My Lady’s size 11 feet made him like putty behind the screen of his phone. ¬†Just as I was about to tally up each loser’s total contributions for the year, this idiot decided to tell Me he couldn’t afford Me anymore. ¬†Before I could even out him as a loser, he came crawling back. ¬†he paid for his mistake via GR gift cards and decided he wanted to be back in My good grace.

I’ve been turning My Niteflirt lines on very often for you to call and try to get My attention. ¬†Some dork even called while I was at ThAsianGoddess’ house and asked if he could pay $200 to see Us BOTH on cam. ¬†teehee. ¬†stupid boy, don’t you know you are asking two Financial Dommes to be on cam‚Ķtogether. ¬†This is possible, but he should probably add another zero to his offer and maybe he would have gotten a better response. ¬†Oh, the life of a loser. ¬†hearing pretty women laugh at you and humiliate your ego down to your soul. ¬†If you are too afraid to call and feel the wrath of My dominant nature, send a gift card or go clicky clicky on My tribute page. ¬†Those are great conversation starters. ¬†Then I will start to take your compliments and emails seriously. ¬†Speaking about money, yet messaging Me empty-handed makes a HORRIBLE first impression.

from sissy stacey

from sissy stacey

A smart sissy found My wish list for Christmas and Valentine’s Day. ¬†she bought Me these cute earrings and a shutter ball so I can take better photos of MYSELF.

this is what cabin fever looks like

this is what cabin fever looks like

I’m so tired of this winter weather that I can only imagine Myself on a beach, probably in Puerto Rico in My future. ¬†I’m thinking early spring. ¬†I will be adding bikinis to My wish list. ¬†Make sure to buy them up so you can see pictures of it hugging My juicy booty. ¬†That means it’s your turn to pay for another mini vacation.

While Spring was welcoming most of us with snow, I was shacked up drinking hot tea and planning My next vacations.  Not one, but two vacations!!  First, My Lady and I will be headed to Puerto Rico the first week of June.  I cannot wait to go back!!  I love the people, the food, and of course la playa.  Send those gift cards for airfare and bikinis.  A hot Lady like Myself can never have enough bikinis.  The second vacation destination: THAILAND!  What a beautiful place to celebrate My Birthday. The timing for this trip is impeccable.  Though this trip is already paid for, I expect you male deviants to do your part to pay Me back ASAP.  Cuckolds should really step their game up, as the rewards for good behavior are irresistible.   Nothing like hot vacation sex to tease you with.  There are so many things to do in Thailand, and I LOVE getting new stamps on My passport. you should be paying for things that I LOVE in life.  That is your only purpose in life.  My fat piggy came back around spending a measly $300 to be laughed at and humiliated by 3 Women.

Spend more

Spend more

Even the dog is questioning those noises

Even the dog is questioning those noises

Later, I hung up on piggy ¬†for taking his sweet ass time to follow simple tasks. ¬† Do not contact Me if you are not actually a submissive. ¬†If I tell you I want something done, I want it done that specific way. ¬† I don’t want to hear you make up 10 excuses why you cant do it, or the 100 other ways you would like to tribute/jerk off. ¬†Follow instructions or get tossed to the wind.

Another newbie comes around to spend his loser cash. ¬†the vanilla guy wanted to dabble in the fetish world, reeled in by My luscious ass. ¬†he is NOT the brightest gem ive come across. ¬†In fact, he is dumb. ¬†I like My boys rich, dumb, and horny. ¬†The male mind is so easily manipulated this way. ¬†you boys are getting too easy to take over. ¬†sometimes, I prefer fresh meat. ¬†They don’t ask as many questions and they don’t even try to waste My precious time. ¬†They just take what they are given and are satisfied.

My FAV tribute option

My FAV tribute option

My dinero donkey has been off to a slow start, but we are trying to fix some commitment issues since he’s never had a girlfriend over 3 months. ¬†haaaha. ¬†what a loser. ¬†It shouldnt take long to mold him into shape.

A former foot boy is begging for forgiveness.

luck little BITCH

lucky little BITCH

Surprise, surprise!! ¬†This is the loser I met in real time, aka the lonely imp who bought My pretty MacBook Air, then proceeded to insult Me. ¬†Another “submissive” guy who doesn’t know his place. ¬†he is VERY luck I did not air his dirty bed sheets to his employer for his royal fuck up. ¬†This loser couldn’t follow orders to send a gift card, so he thought he’d spend and call My Niteflirt. ¬†Hey retard, you could have just paid Me the $150 you spent trying to call Me on NF. ¬†If you cant cough up the cash, I cannot accept your shitty, empty apology. ¬†Try harder!!

I’ve received a few packages this week. ¬†Most of them I’ve been too anxious for their arrival, so I neglected to take pictures of them before I opened them. Among the list of things, are another set of bed sheets( The satin ones are so slippery! ¬†), shoes, a new dress, and sweater, and imported cooking oil (because I’m a food snob). ¬†Most items were purchased by a new boy, who hasn’t been given a name thus far. ¬†I like to make My boys actually do work, and show they can be worthy of serving Me. ¬†I don’t like to waste My time naming them, if they wont be around for long. ¬†I usually refer to them as numbers or ‘the bald one’.

Twitter admirer

Twitter admirer

Sale on sweaters

Sale on sweaters

3 new dresses

3 new dresses

Fit for a QUEEN

Fit for a QUEEN

Thailand possiblyDrink up

Keep sending those gift cards (gift rocket and amazon) to mskatiesavage @ gmail .com.  Come see what has the boys spending.  Skype/Yahoo IM MsKatieSavage   Weather you are applying for a position or trying to secure your position, come spend your paycheck on Moi!

March is already here with My favorite holiday. ¬†I LOVE St. Patrick’s Day. ¬†The best parts are My alcohol induced, seductive giggles, the cute little river dance girls and their curly wigs, and all the GREEN. ¬†I don’t just mean the colors that come with the luck of the irish. ¬†I mean the green in your wallet. ¬†Most of you boys are getting your taxes back, if you haven’t already. ¬†Nothing is hotter than you depositing your money into My accounts. ¬†It feels good when you submit to Me, handing over your hard earned cash. ¬†Doesn’t it??

A quick recap of February: The couch I was ranting about in My previous blog, ¬†ended up getting sent back after it arrived 3 days late, broken, and the wrong color. ¬†I did get a sofa that I was happy with. ¬†I love it’s plush seating.

Soft couch for a soft ass

Soft couch for a soft ass

lezzielover, who purchased the couch, also picked up the tab for new bedding.  I cant wait for Our new bed to arrive.  The only thing I think I like about moving is getting new stuff.  LL has been on a roll this year, but Im sure it wont be long before he goes back into hiding, like always.

For his Queen

For his Queen

Lots of sexy time Valentine’s weekend. ¬†No more than usual, as there is ALWAYS lots of sexy time in this house. ¬†My Girlfriend and I were able to break in our new strap on from My little buttslutt. ¬†It wasn’t the one I had My pretty eyes on, but it was a replacement for the one I recently broke. ¬†he even purchased an additional dong. ¬†I was pleased upon its arrival to find it had no balls. ¬†I appreciate a slave who know how to please and pays attention to detail. ¬†The blue heels he purchased earlier in the year got plenty of compliments in the club. ¬†they are tall and sexy ūüôā

Tall and sexy

Tall and sexy

In recent tweets, Ive mentioned My love of beans and the end product, vegan flatulence. ¬†It received so much feedback that Im convinced I may actually do a clip. ¬†So many males WANTING to walk behind My gassy caboose with nares wide and inhaling My GI tract’s aroma. ¬†teehee. ¬†smell Me later, silly perverts.

Sniff it, bitch

Sniff it, bitch

As you all know Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. ¬†I’m sure perverted freaks have no one to be your Valentine. ¬†Who better than to spoil than Moi?!? ¬†I expect the gifts to start rolling in with DAILY package deliveries. ¬†Make ME your Valentine and let your wallet show how much you adore Me. ¬†Remember, It is not always about who spends the most money or bought the most things, but who is smart enough to splurge on the most coveted gifts. ( i.e. things I actually want, not just the cheapest thing on My wish list.)

Work harder to spoil Me

Work harder to spoil Me

Spend it all

Spend it all

This year that happens to be the home stereo system for the lonely little boy who intelligently chooses to make Me the center of his adoration for the love fused holiday. ¬†I hope My buttslut can make My hot new strap on appear at My house by the 14th, so I can break it in. ¬†I LOVE the one he picked out. ¬†I haven’t been excited about a gift since My MacBook, but this one has My panties wet. ¬†Some sexy new¬†bras, panties, long socks, and more hosiery are ALWAYS welcome, to tease you with of course. ¬†Since I’m so picky about bras that I cannot try on, I prefer the gift cards over an actual gift, so I don’t have to waste My time returning/exchanging gifts with amazon. ¬†They usually do not accept exchanged undergarments anyways. ¬†The gift cards most wanted are aerie(INTERNATIONAL)¬†, Victoria’s Secret, amazon, and etsy. ¬†Send all GC’s to MsKatieSavage at gmail dot com. ¬†I’d love an amazon GC for My Mac antivirus. ¬†If you can’t handle the task, just play it safe and stick to the wish list or the clearly marked tribute buttons on My various pages. ¬†For the really broke dorks, try to use your brain. ¬†Make Me a card with a sweet poem about how Perfect I am ūüôā If you guys are good, I may do a recap later or say thanks with personal pictures. ¬†Don’t miss out. ¬†run along not My little brown nosers….SPOIL ME.