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As you all know Valentine’s Day is fast approaching.  I’m sure perverted freaks have no one to be your Valentine.  Who better than to spoil than Moi?!?  I expect the gifts to start rolling in with DAILY package deliveries.  Make ME your Valentine and let your wallet show how much you adore Me.  Remember, It is not always about who spends the most money or bought the most things, but who is smart enough to splurge on the most coveted gifts. ( i.e. things I actually want, not just the cheapest thing on My wish list.)

Work harder to spoil Me

Work harder to spoil Me

Spend it all

Spend it all

This year that happens to be the home stereo system for the lonely little boy who intelligently chooses to make Me the center of his adoration for the love fused holiday.  I hope My buttslut can make My hot new strap on appear at My house by the 14th, so I can break it in.  I LOVE the one he picked out.  I haven’t been excited about a gift since My MacBook, but this one has My panties wet.  Some sexy new bras, panties, long socks, and more hosiery are ALWAYS welcome, to tease you with of course.  Since I’m so picky about bras that I cannot try on, I prefer the gift cards over an actual gift, so I don’t have to waste My time returning/exchanging gifts with amazon.  They usually do not accept exchanged undergarments anyways.  The gift cards most wanted are aerie(INTERNATIONAL) , Victoria’s Secret, amazon, and etsy.  Send all GC’s to MsKatieSavage at gmail dot com.  I’d love an amazon GC for My Mac antivirus.  If you can’t handle the task, just play it safe and stick to the wish list or the clearly marked tribute buttons on My various pages.  For the really broke dorks, try to use your brain.  Make Me a card with a sweet poem about how Perfect I am 🙂 If you guys are good, I may do a recap later or say thanks with personal pictures.  Don’t miss out.  run along not My little brown nosers….SPOIL ME.

My little slaves couldn’t wait for Me to come back, start posting vacation pictures, and update My blog.  It’s a shame I won’t put up more pictures of My supreme hotness.  I seriously cannot believe I have to mention AGAIN that My godaddy account still needs to be renewed.  I mentioned this BEFORE I went on vacation.  you boys think you can slack while I’m away and still reap the rewards upon My return.. WRONG.  I’ll make this more clear, if you worthless drones want to see anymore of Katie Savage, I suggest you make renewing My domain a priority.  How else do you expect to stay current on the adventures of My awesome life if you don’t pay for My domain to be around??  This is what ultimately lead Me to make the decision that there will be MINIMAL free pictures of Me in a bikini, and instead, I will make you buy the picture sets from My vacation on Niteflirt or Images4Sale.  They are so out of this world, you didn’t think I was going to give them away for free did you??  I sent out a “tease” picture on twitter and it was a HUGE hit.  Keep testing Me losers.

you deserve NOTHING!!!

On a positive note, I had so much fun in Cancun with the gorgeous Ladies.  The AG and I arrived about two hours ahead of MizLindsay and HaughtyFemDom.  Upon our arrival to the resort, We were greeted with cool towels and champagne before having our bags escorted to our suite.

from the balcony

Once We were in our suite and the coast was clear, We smoked IMMEDIATELY.  When We were finished, We headed out to the beach to put our feet in the water.  On our way out, We got busted by room service.  he asks Us if he can come in to put our champagne on ice and drop off the fruit basket with extra bottles of water.  On his was out he says how he loves the smell of our…LOTION.  We instantly burst into giggles and scurry out of the room.  This was just the first of many run ins with housekeeping.  Apparently since the AG and I roomed together, the resort concluded We were on our honeymoon!!!  They would call up to the room and ask if everything was ok, or if We needed anything.  It seemed like they were always knocking on the door to see if the room was clean enough, or give Us little treats.  One night they gave delivered little muffins, one night little cheesecakes (that We didn’t eat). We came to the room after breakfast one morning to find We had slippers to wear around the room as well.  The best part was by far the towel swan and rose petals on the bed.



We took it easy on the first night just chatting and drinking.  We were sure to soak up all the sun and have plenty of drinks.   On Our way back from dinner, Lindsay and AG almost convinced Me to go the strip club with Lindsay in Mexico.  At the last minute, We opted against it since We had to get up early for adventure day and, I already have a fantastic pair of Latina tots to look at.

AG wanted to stay at the resort and sun by the pool every day. However, I insisted that while in mexico, it was imperative We leave the resort.  I was excited to see a boy paid for Our $600 escursion(cost for 4)  a week before We ever left.  that is so HOT!!!  Anyways, I was dreading waking up so early for Adventure day, but it was probably one of the most fun days there.  It started with our private car picking Us up at the resort and chauffeuring Us to the shopping plaza.  Here We met our tour guide.  I originally did not plan to drive in Mexico so I didn’t bring ANY identification.  After the guide checked all of the ID’s, he announces We are ready, and it is time to pick up the keys to the Hummer.  We were the last group to get our key, and I walked right up and plucked it out of his hand(knowing he hadn’t seen My ID because when he was checking, I was reaching for a piece of gum empty handed).  He just smiled at Me and asked if I was ok to drive.  I was extremely nervous to drive in Mexico, but it subsuded once I left the parking lot.  First stop: El Rey. Our guide told about the Mayan people and yada yada yada. Next up was getting situated on the ATV’s.  Helena was My driver for the first minute until We arrived at over to the zip lines and made our way from tree to tree by the grace of those wire ropes that secured our precious ass zipping through the Mexican jungle.  Then We lined up our atv s for our trip through some back roads where I couldn’t help but to blaze through all the scalding hot mud puddles.  I thought driving this was the most fun of the day!!  Lindsay and the AG, however, may not have thought this to be the most fun part as just a few feet behind Me, they took the corner a little too wid,e trying to miss the puddle, and nearly ended our vacation early by throwing their tiny selves onto the gravel and some nearby foliage.  Thankfully they were just bruised and shaken up (literally), but they were OK.  They hopped back on their atv s and rode the rest of the way to the cenote (AKA..a cave with a tiny opening a the top with a diameter no larger than 10 feet, filled with bats, and GUANO).   hahahaa  AG was feeling the adrenaline rush by this time and she was the only one from our four woman beauty pageant to take the plunge (3 stories high).  The rest of us took the scary wooden steps to the bottom, where I ziplined into the water.  the water was surprisingly clear and didn’t smell bad or anything.  My guess is all the guano sinks to the bottom.  After drying off and chatting our tour guide’s ear off there, We ventured off yet again and arrived at a private beach for lunch.  The food was authentic and the drinks were made from fresh fruit.  Lastly, We went to the petting zoo.  There We saw macaw, HUGE alligators so big and still the dummies on our tour thought they were fake, wild mokeys that tried to steal a woman’s iphone as she was taking its picture, and lots of snakes and iguanas.  Just when I wanted to be by the pool with a drink in My hand, I realized I still had a 50 minute journey back to the plaza to return the Hummer.  Once parked, We handed over the keys to the tour guide.  In that hand also contained a rather generous tip and a stash of green since I’m sure We spooked him when he saw our two beauties on the ground in shock.  When We arrived to the resort, We decided to made it a relaxing night by putting a few bath bombs in the hot tub on our balcony.

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This seemed like a good idea at first.  Then bubbles began blowing all over the place from the strong ocean winds. We later also realized the AG and Lindsay getting into the HOT tub after getting all banged up was a terrible idea for their health.   I retired to My bed first because I was about to pass out in the hot tub from exhaustion.  We spent the entire next day at the pool with the waiter.  We did get a burst of energy and took some pictures by the ocean, but My time in the ocean was very limited.

pay up boys $$$

Since I am from a landlocked state and just recently began My ocean extravaganzas, I don’t like when the waves are so bossy.  Lindsay was supposed to be My strong-arm and keep Me a float, the next think I knew I was trying to save My hat and I was fighting to get out of the water while pulling My bottoms up.  The undertoe is very strong in front of the resorts and it was red flags all week.  I only got in to My knees from there on out, or I volunteered to be photog for one of the hot ladies.  After We retired from the sand, it was back to poolside, where We found our waiter, Ray, who had waited on Us the day before.  He, like the rest of the crowd at the pool, I couldn’t help but to stop and stare at the pretty girls taking pictures.

I absolutely LOVE this picture

the funny part is when he asks why We keep flipping off each other and looking mean.  after some simple explaining, he still didn’t get it, but he wass sure he wanted to get a picture with the dynamic foursome before We left the next day.  Who wouldn’t want to take a picture with Lindsay blue eyes, beautiful Lena, My smoking hot ass, and the gorgeous AG?!?! We got so many compliments about how We had the best group, but the compliment winner was by far AG.  She had people, older women included, go out of their way to compliment her on her beauty.  Some saying “I saw you at breakfast and you are just so beautiful.” while We were on the beach.  that means they had been admiring since breakfast!!! 😀 She’s My unicorn.

We met lots of people and had great service while on our vacation.  I loved all the attention on Us, including the Brazilian boys in the picture below.  I may be a lesbian, but I still make you males WEAK!  This was  My first time traveling with AG and it was very entertaining and I would do it again in a second.  She is the best copilot when She isn’t passed out.  It was so nice to meet Lindsay.  I knew from her pictures she was going to be a hottie, but she is even more gorgeous in person.  She has the skin of an angel that woman.  Be sure to get in line for the PTV picture sets coming soon.  Get your wallet out and send Me a message on Niteflirt to request your pictures.

I havent updated in over 2 weeks and a lot has been going on behind the scenes of Katie Savage. I have been trying to contain My excitement for upcoming travels to mexico, but I can do so no longer after Ive heard it will be FOUR hot dominant women at one resort in cancun!! Myself, the Haughty Fem Dom, the Asian Goddess, and Miss Lindsay are going to meet up for a girls week at the beach (paid for by our slaves). I cant wait to see the hot hot Helena in a bikini. I met this sassy chocolate drop of beauty a couple of years back. As I suspected, she is just as gorgeous in person as she is in those foxy pictures of hers. YAAAAY for meeting the blonde bombshell Lindsay. I know in My last post, she was not mentioned, but she booked last minute. She likes to keep the suspense high.  I like her already!! That My little drones, is not one, but TWO petite powerhouses of male manipulation frolicking on the beach in sexy swimming suits.  Surely you didn’t think We would be wearing anything more conservative than Brazilian bikinis!!  I’m rooming with the VICTIM maker AG.  She is so much fun when We are home, this is Our first vacation together and I know She wont let Me down in Cancun.  We have already booked our most organized day of fun.  Hummer rental, tour the Ruins, swimming in an underground Cenote, lunch by the beach, and admission to the interactive zoo, zip line, and ATV ride through the jungle. Though all of this has already been paid for,tI expect you boys to have those wallets out for a good fucking. Start your savings for October 22-26th.  I can vision it now, minions will gather to feel the greed of the four of Us online together…laughing at you and taking your hard earned cash while We relax in luxury.  I just got back from a three month tropical vacation and already another lined up.  It just so happens Im feeling generous and giving you a preview to Mexico::

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Meanwhile, I have been in search for a real time slave.  I have narrowed it down to 3 candidates. I will most likely use more than one of them, but it seems only ONE has paid for those privileges. Let Me tell you losers that I do NOT need you. you applied to be MY bitch.  Get your shit together or get left behind stalking Me online from afar.  My footbitch lives in Illinois and the other loser lives in Kansas City. That doesnt seem local, but you freaks will do anything to try to get My attention. I cant do anything but laugh at a loser who will drive that far just to come clean My house, take Me shopping, or be in whatever kind of video I decide. BAAAHAHAa. Moving right along to the MOST  important part of this blog. My birthday is TODAY!!  I’ve already received presents, including a strap on I cant wait to break in when I see My Girlfriend.  I love My gifts thus far, but it’s never enough.  I want MORE!!  I want a HUGE dent in My wishlist and a huge dent in your bank account from spending on Me. It makes Me so HOT when you deposit your dignity and money directly into My greedy hands.  I prefer amazon gift cards/gifts.  I deserve the best on My day so make sure you have done your part to make Me smile. I have the world’s most beautiful smile as some of you lucky boys and girls have seen.  It spills rays of sunshine and tingles to your nether regions.  So make Me happy.

I have been so busy tieing up loose ends and packing for My summer vacation in Puerto Rico with My sexy Latina girlfriend.  I am LONG past due for an update, but you will just have to get over it.   Last post was to out My past dumb sluts. It’s a shame when I have to waste My pretty blog space for nondeserving losers.  So this one post will be back to our regularly scheduled program…about ME.   I’m excited to soak up the sun,  listen to the waves of the ocean, and wear booty shorts all summer long.  The ones from My jeanslut will be making the first debut.  I cant wait to be on the beach with My toes in the sand.  This means one of My foot fetish bitches will be picking up the tab for My bi weekly pedicure. We know sand is not always the kindest to My soft soles. there are plenty of bikinis and sandals on My wishlist that need to be moved to the purchased side sooner than later, but We all know cash is the best way to get My attention.  hop to it minions.

I love My new shoes from heelboy. They fit like a charm. He picked out different ones for Me to buy, but they only came in ugly colors. So naturally I changed the order to what I want. It’s always about Me. He likes to play wish list roulette. This is a fun game to play with a deserving foot bitch. I love shoes, and you love to buy them. Turkeyjerkey also swooped up the red lace number so I can add some color in the bed with My lover. he also bought more socks to smell and worship. I will make him wait for his package. It’s more fun that way. Teehee. his newest fetish is his desire to have My used trash.  what a treat; My divine vegan shit covered toilet paper.   I know how much this filthy loser years to wipe his ugly face every morning with My pissy toilet paper.  You losers are such perverts jerking off to smelly socks and shitty toilet papers. But I’m not surprised.  perfect for My arches

from heelboy

sexy slingback

Recently I was also turned on when I felt the wrath of the asiangoddess through her number one cock sucking whorebag. She had him bent over, punding his….wallet of course. This is nothing unusual, but she sent him to pick up a few things from My wishlist. He picked up a sexy maxi and the New Balance Minimus barefoot running shoes. HOT HOT HOT. It was nice to see when subs do exactly what they are told and never ask questions. Shes My favorite tiny powerhouse. She keeps her pimp hand strong. I like that about a woman 😛LOVE THESE

a newer boy has come to the light and received a little attention. lezzielover couldn’t help his cuck loving, cock jerking hand as he checked out with My new iPad and a few small accessories. I love it. it’s fancy. It will be used to take MORE of your cash while I’m on My tropical vacation with My spicy Latina lady. I cant wait to see how deep this loser will fall when he gets to read the details about what goes on behind closed doors of the lesbian love shack. hahaha. this fucker is so weak for two hot women. who wouldn’t be??  you know you’d never have a chance to have a hot girlfriend. the only chicks you get are ones you pay to talk to you.  Like Me.  .  I purchased these steve madden wedges that are so adorable. They will be going to Puerto Rico. I want you to be spending on BOTH of our expenses while you’re hand humping.  I want to see you picking up the tab for ANYTHING We do together. then you can start to feel better about the quality of your own pathetic life as you gain attention from two gorgeous Madames.

iPad from lezzielover

Some of the people who’ve read My blog have seen that My GF has a little foot fetish as well. Since its someone I’m already attracted to, the fetish scene can get very steamy and sexy. It makes my panties wet when she sucks on My toes and caresses My high arches with her tongue. I love the feel of her skin when I rub My feet on her back, arms and shoulders as she’s between My long sexy legs.  you losers are jealous.  Now the wheels in your tiny brain should be turning and in the works of getting Our attention with more MONEY. I mean it. It want a totally revised finance overview. this includes the ‘grocery’ list from you losers. I expect you to be spending th least amount of money on yourself and the rest goes to My DIVINE ass. If you are truly clueless as to how to do this I can offer My knowledge and help you arrange something. This however will be coming as a favor to you, so you will first buy 2 gifts or GC;s to My amazon account or tribute me on niteflirt, clips4sale, or clipvia. then I will help you plan your finances. When I help plan finances I always come first. this version almost seems hard to pass up. you just pay the bills I need and you are welcomed to keep the rest. spend on what you see fit, like My clips store. IF I were this said sub, I pick this package first. I’ve received a few emails asking if they can see My girlfriend and I on cuck cam while I’m on vacation this summer. Well you will be happy to know that She will be in a few of My clips and if your wallet is deep enough maybe you can catch Us on voyeur cam. Only a few of you will be getting bikini pictures and cuckold pictures.

I have been so busy lately. as you can tell by the lack of blog updates.  I know your tiny brains are dyeing for more details after reading My twitter.  I had a cuck who just couldn’t wait to have My divine beauty in front of his unworthy eyes.  there were many thing wrong with this picture.  I’ll go into detail only so you losers can try to learn from someone else’s mistakes.  First, how do you plan to meet up with someone if you don’t have and instant messenger on your phone and you don’t give Me your phone number?  you can’t be serious.  This is the same in the vanilla world dumb fuck.  I knew this wasnt going to work out from the beginning.  Then he is surprised when I say My girlfriend will be with Me when I was set to meet him initially.  He says he didn’t know he would be serving both of us, yet he wanted to be a live in cuck.  it just ended up with us never meeting and him being a bitch.  he wrote Me a shitty email and called Me names…ohhhh I’m so sad.  get over yourself dickmouth.  this just show most boys are assholes for no reason.  and why us Dommes charge you tiny dick cucks so much just to talk to you, much less meet you in person. your thought process is slower than growing grass.  I don’t mind you calling Me names because you are a worthless piece of litter, but you were mistaken when you tried to trash talk My girlfriend.  now I have to post pictures of your stupid ugly face on My pretty website.  don’t worry, I spared you the picture of him posing in his silk shirt like a TOTAL fucking idiot who obviously NEVER gets laid.

dick sucker

andy white from oakville. missouri

I also did a filming with stupid Cincinnati caddy.  he kept looking around all nervous and creeped Me out.  He begged to eat My toenails and drink a warm glass of My Goddess piss.  When I was filming the clips, I put his toothbrush in My cup of piss.  I’m sure he loved it.  I spit in his pitiful face.  so much that it looked like he just blew his load on his face.  Then I made him fill up My PRIUS before I left.  That’s right bitches.  I want $19.28 on the PRIUS.  it’s the principle not the amount spent.  this little bitch however did not follow directions and has to go on the ugly wall of shame too. feel free to ask him why he’s so dumb on his cell 859-661-3319.   See how Im trying to only rape your eyes with one post of losers.  Fucking pathetic these freaks are.

piss drinker

tim simpson from tennessee

canadian buttslut was all ready to leave, then I told him about his release fee and she decided she wanted to stay.  with this said, she hasn’t been around to play.  I guess she wants all of the internet to see her in her bra and panties and know how she feels wearing lingerie to work meetings under her suit.  She was My favorite shopper but she FAILED yet again.  I hope she gets her wish to finally one day get banged by a voluptuous tranny and pops the cherry on her sissy glory hole.




david hamiltion from ontario, canada

Maybe next time you social rejects wont test My pimp hand.  I will out your bitch asses.

yours truely

Divine Goddess

anyways, back to ME.  I have been busy being awesome and getting things in order for My summer trip to Puerto Rico.  I want MORE bikinis and sandals!!!  there can never be enough.  don’t forget about the trip to the salon for hair and a pedi before I make My way down to the tropics.  Some of you have contributed more than others.  remember I like to see you on your knees with your wallet out.  that’s what really gets My panties wet.  I know how many of you just cant wait for those cuckie clips with My hottie girlfriend.  Pay up because you could never score a pretty girl.  We only want you for your wallet.  hahahaaa

I’ve been recovering from My sexcapades that took place on Mardi Gras weekend.  My girlfriend is just so hot I can’t keep My hands or My mouth off of her.  now that the sheets are washed and well, the bed is still broke, but that will be fixed soon, I can update here.  It was so much fun, until some dickface asked to see My GF’s asshole for some beads.  uhhh NO bitch ass.  that’s not part of mardi gras!!  Being the perfect pretty lady I am, I didn’t let it ruin My fun.  you cucks are soo jealous and couldn’t stop blowing up My Yahoo Messenger.  Especially a new sub who lives locally and tried to get My attention.  I attempted to meet with him a few times and he seems too scared.  Oh well, I don’t have time to chase boys.  you found Me; remember that.   i imagine he will come back begging Me to take his stupid $200.  I also went vegan during this week and am loving it so far.  it really is a life change that I enjoy.  It all started when the AG had Me watch a documentary about an overview of the veggie world.  then I started to watch other documentaries and experiment with the recipes.  It’s not all about not hurting animals, but how we don’t NEED to eat them, animal products and its effect on the economy and your body.  I am doing My part and the part of someone else to reduce their carbon foot print.  you can thank Me! I am still going strong and plan to stay on track with the vegan-ness for at least a 6 week trial.  I love milk so much that since I’ve given it up, every time I reach in the fridge for the Rice milk, that I feel like the milk jug is eyeing Me all evil like, so I always turn it around.  I’ve been eating a higher amount of beans has made My pretty little asshole a bit more talkative.  I tweeted about making a fart clip and got lots of comments.  I will be adding one to My clips store soon.  Stay posted.  Then I got to meet the lovely GoddessMarley and QueenKitty.  It’s always fun to meet the local Dommes.  as suspected there was a heavy fog of OG Kush lingering for hours.   They all got to see what happens when KatieSavage  catches  the giggle bug while telling a story.  you losers never get to be on the fun side.  know your place dorks.

canadiancrossdresser has been a little too mouthy for My likings lately.  she has become sassy and I don’t care for it.  and I damn sure don’t need it.  yes, Id rather you spend your cash on My perfect ass, but I’m not your momma and I don’t give a shit if you spend your money on a hooker, stripper, or whatever else.  I do care when appointments are cancelled at the last-minute.   I plan to punish his virgin ass dearly with a nice fat dong.  I’ll rape her unlubed ass and her wallet at the same time.  do you think a stripper cares about your disgusting forced bi fetishes or wants to watch you dance around in panties??? uhhh the answer is no.  Anyways, I’ve had a new shoe boy come out of hiding.  He can’t say no to My sky-high arches in heels.  I love to make fun of his tiny vienna sausage.  making fun of boys and their uglystick is too easy for Me.  It’s so funny that ALL of My heels are taller than his microscopic flagpole at attention.  I love to drain him right before work so I know My PeddiePies are on his mind all night long while he’s making My money.  the reason this new boy is getting a little  blog attention so early is because he knows how to follow direction and sent a tribute to clipvia before he ever contacted Me.  this is expected from the rest of you fools.   It seems some of you have forgotten that I am a FINANCIAL Domme first and foremost.  watching a submissive male hand his cash over to My greedy beautiful ass is My fetish.  It turns Me on.  The rest of the fetishes are just fun to play around with and manipulate you boys further. 

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I’ve booked My trip to Puerto Rico to spend My summer with My beautiful girlfriend.  make sure you losers are doing your part to make sure you can keep My attention.  I expect those swimming suits and sandals on My wishlist to be purchased VERY soon.   Keep sending tributes and wanking to My clip store.

Another blog about ME!  I will start off with how much I love My new car.  It is so awesome.  what’s not to love? I can drive for 400+miles before putting a mere $30 in gas.  Its not that Im cheap, but I happen to care about our next generation and I try to leave the smallest carbon foot print possible.  Im so glad I stayed in the house  last weekend when I was debating going out.  It turned out there was a shooting at the club I was going to go to.  I swear, these people in St. Louis have nothing better to do than to cause a ruckus in the clubs.  This is one of many reasons I made My mind up to go to Puerto Rico for the summer and live lavishly on the beach.  I still plan to rape your wallets so nothing will change for you except you can worship My toned sun kissed ass and sandy soles.  you cucks that didnt make the cut for the last trip to see My girlfriend can try again this round.  Get started on buying those swimming suits and victoria’s secret gift cards NOW!  valentines day is right around the corner and I expect lots of presents to be rolling through the door.  Ive been kind and updated My wishlist with a few things I know you cant wait to get scoop up for Me.  Im referring to the swimming suits and lingerie in particular.   Ive also decided I will put My passport to use this year.  My team of ugly, fat, shrimp dick minions are going to pay for My girlfriend and I to travel.   I havent quite decided where to yet, but it doesnt fit into My plans until later in the year so I will keep you posted. 

I know I said I was accepting new  subs and slaves for the new year, but I do not allow broke boys to occupy My time.  your one liners are annoying. I only want slaves with high ROI (return on investment).  Id rather be left alone than bothered by you foolish boys and your nonsense.  Ive had so many of you timewasters and wankers coming around.  Dont you know I can spot you within a few sentences.  I dont give a shit if you “think” Im real.  If you read anything at all, which Im sure you are too dumb to comprehend words….maybe I should say if you saw the same woman putting up new pictures of herself on a live feed, such as twitter (where you say you found Me), you could understand they are real.  or My favorite line “but I dont know you.” well I dont know you either stupid face. I dont have to prove to you that Im real.  Thats why I have a blog, clip store, and twitter.  If you cant see I deserve your money more than you do then you should just keep your distance.  your compliments are nothing new to this divine Goddess; unless they are followed by gifts or money in My greedy hands.   its bad enough you have to breathe the same air as I, so dont think for one second that Makes us as equals.  if it were up to Me, Id quarentine stinky boys and let them rot in their own filth.   I do not have a desire for male doms or switches.  Im not into your cocky ass attitude and I wont wast My time convincing you to stay in your sub position.  you dummys can save your time and Mine and not contact Me at all. 

I had a drive by from a sweedish sub who insisted he would do anything to get the attention from a woman of My calibur.  So I took him for his cash naturally.   I made him stick sweedish fish in all of his bodily openings.  I felt so sorry for all those once yummy little gummy snacks.   I couldnt help but to laugh as he was smashing red gummies in his hairy ass.  He couldnt help but to keep pressing the pay button on My paypal.  My canadian sissy has been consitent and amusing Me by putting her panties on wrong.  I always get a good laugh because I have to tell her they’re on wrong again.  She is looking for a butt slut near Ontario.  No surprise she dreams of a sexy tranny with fake tits and a big dick to shove in her tight little ass.  This is the same one who cant wait to try out the dong she got for her ass raping while Im raping her wallet on My wishlist.  She also bought My waxing kit and comfy brown boots when I came back from My Puerto Rico trip.  Things like this makes shopping adventurous from the comfort of My own living room.

you can spend but you'll NEVER have

If it wasnt for My car that got crashed into by some dumb broad BACKING UP, then I wouldn’t be ranting about how stupid males are and why it takes so long to get My car fixed.  Dont keep calling and saying one more day.  it goes to show all you losers are the same.  I was feeling feisty and decided to redeem My payback on My little real time foot sub.  As I said in My earlier blog, he ventured down ugly girl alley when he was too broke to afford Me.  he also failed to have all of My money ready on My birthday, and had to go get the rest.  how disrespectful to not have My money on MY BIRTHDAY.  do you think I want to wait around for you to get it??? NO.  I expect you to have your shit in order.  it’s not that I’m mad or mean, but if you want a real time Domme I will give you real time.  Lets face it, all time is My time, whether it be online or in real life.   I used the key that I had for his apartment to let Myself in while he was working.  I took all his lightbulbs and hid all the remotes, including those to the xbox so he could have time to think about Me in the dark, with no distractions.  then I hid all the soap.  his apartment is so freaking messy.  how did he plan to have ME over to do a clip with such a filthy place.  so to be sure he was going to clean that bathroom up I put shaving cream all over it, signing My name on his bathroom mirror.  I also hid all the toilet paper.  whats worse than going to the bathroom and finding all the tp gone?! hahhaa.  before I hid it I got some wet and tore it up and placed it under his pillows.  what a funny surprise, sticking your hand into some weird wet disintegrated piece of ??? right before bed.   then I turned his alarm clock up one hour.  I’m so devious.  I  am still finding it hard to quit laughing at him.  he wanted to do a clip but then cried because people can see his apt.  what a fucking BABY.  your apartment and the decoration motif is not so great that anyone who sees it will know where you live or that its your house.  that means do some rearranging or dont fucking ask Me to come do a clip at your apartment.  uff so annoying.  when I said Id be leaving to beat traffic after I said Id wanted to do a clip the sad sad look on his face was priceless.  UHHH no $$$ no play dumbfuck.  he tweets dumb shit like thanks for not stealing or damaging anything.  do you honestly think I need to steal ANY of your raggedy shit? that is an insult.  you do know you said that to the lady who you used to willingly hand over $$$ to and paid for My last trip to Puerto Rico right?  now get to shopping for My christmas present and TRY to redeem yourself.  My panty sniffer also found himself looking like a bitch yesterday when he said he was too scared to meet Me in person to buy My panties.  he was intimidated by little Me?  do I intimidate you? then just send the $$$ so I dont have to be bothered with your cowardly annoyances.  you boys are sooo silly.  sissybitch has added some funds to My paypal to pay for this months period supplies.  what a good girl she was.  It’s not much, but she knows her place when Im having those girly moments.  Im sure glad it came now and not in a few weeks when Im on the BEACH in PUERTO RICO with MY GIRLFRIEND.  Id hate for that pesky woman feature to be a burden on My scissor time with My lovely.   stay up to date and keep sending $$$ for My trip!!

as you all know I have been busy unpacking and organizing in My new palace…and taking your money.  So I decided I’d treat you to a blog seeing how it has been over a month since My last update.  So much has been going on I don’t really know where to start and I’m sure some of you losers wont even get your name mentioned.  you dorks should be satisfied I take the time out of My busy day to update and recap My lovely life for your reading enjoyment.  If you had any kind of brain between your ears you would follow Me on twitter to stay up to date with My bust life.  In the mean time I can fill you in on what youve been missing since I’m overly generous. 

 I’ll start at the end of last month.. how much fun I was having going to haunted houses with theasiangoddess.  She really is so much fun when shes not balls deep in your wallet…that is trademarked by HER by the way.   We were the only two people in there so the actors scared us bad.  there was no one to follow so We were walking in circles trying to get out, only to be scared around every corner.  We went to a few haunted houses earlier in the year when My girlfriend was in town.  they were not as scary though.   it was on your dime…the no wait speed pass was too.  thanks dumbsticks. Of course We never pay for our own shit.  I went to play cards and smoke on the silver surfer with the AG around Thanksgiving.  Her yummy catered dinner was a delight to My tastebuds too. Then came a little monkey business. We were asking the iPhone 4s’ SIRI all sorts of funny questions.  We even got to cheer on her number one boy as he was about to hop on the tranny train.  hahaha you boys are just a pocket of laughter sometimes.  I could not stop cackling as the AG kept the shinanigans going.  It’s always a fun time with her. 

It’s been brought to My attention that even when I’m dressed down or just not all gussied up in whore makeup and My hair done, I still have you little wierdo cucks following Me around gawking when you think I dont know.  Gabbing about how much you love My small perky tits and how beautiful My eyes are.  DUHHH!  I’m the one you can’t stop staring at.  some of you are such cowards you cannot even look at Me because my beauty is too much for you.  I’m the one who makes the most faithful husband want to cheat on his wife.  Yes, I’m BAD as hell and My feet are just a bonus for you losers.  so tell Me something I don’t know.  I want to hear about, like how much cash you’re going to drop on My perfect ass.  I hear compliments all day long.  what I want is for you to do less talking and more spending because there is no way, not even if the continuance of the world depended on it, would I ever consider letting a loser like you talk to Me for free.  you know you could NEVER do the  job of My beautiful Puerto Rican girlfriend. Even in My vanilla life I find freaks like you.  I find that you wish Id pull your pants down and laugh at your small worthless dumbstick. gross.  I don’t want to see that unless your wallet is in My greedy hands.  I love to humiliate you dumb male creatures, but nothing is free.  I like how you dumb boys just sit and drool at the thought of My girlfriend and I laid up together caressing, kissing, and using the sex toys you bought from My wishlist.  It’s not hard to understand that a woman can easily please another woman.  They have the same parts and know what they like.  I mean you dumb fucks can’t keep your nasty cream in your dumbsticks long enough to get past foreplay and usually skip it, let alone actually fulfill My sexual desires.  I will be hitting up the lovely island of Puerto Rico on December 30 – January 9.  I can’t wait to be beachside, toes in the sand, with My girl by My side.  I expect you perverts to be sending Us your hard earned cash this holiday season.  Spoil two beautiful women since you can’t do anything else with your pathetic life.  I want you to be on your knees with your ugly disgusting tater tot in one hand and wallet in the other begging to grovel in My presence.  I mean that tiny vienna sausage of a dick is just an emberassment.  so send to someone who actually knows how to please a woman.  the lucky cuckys will get exclusive vacation pictures.  so try to impress your Goddess.  If you don’t know your place is at My feet, giving Me all of your attention and cash, then I suggest its time you keep clicking your way to those “new Domme” pages who encourage wankers, but not here. 

 My canadiancrossdresser just cant help but to send Me sexy gifts like lingerie to wear for My girlfriend.   Sometimes I let her see what I try on and if I like My gifts.  she especially likes when I watch her parade around her house in hers too.  We make good shopping buddies as I can tell her My educated opinion in women’s clothes.  I make sure she knows to keep her sicky dicky in her panties.  I definitely do NOT want to see your one-eyed tadpole looking at Me.  and she obeys her Goddess like a good girl.  She has made Me happy thus far, except for the one fuck up which she was punished for and has since redeemed herself.  I cant wait until she gets her heels on and can walk with the phone book on her head like a real debutante.  I’m such a good trainer too.  Stupid real-time subbie has found himself veering off into ugly girl land. No one wants to get lost in UGLY GIRL LAND!!! but he is a dumb ass and it shows you losers will settle for whatever you can get.   he tried to redeem himself with what little cash he did have, but I’m not impressed.  In fact he still has punishment coming for fucking up on My birthday.  Dont worry I didn’t forget.  hmmm a sub with a RT Goddess who has a key to your apartment, wouldn’t you think he would try harder not to be such a dummy???  this is rhetorical;…I don’t want to hear your pathetic sissy voice.  He is lucky I still use his worthless ass  in clips.  on a better note, My turkish sock lover cant help but to show his worth by sending Me things from My wishlist.  His english may not be the best, but he is still so redundant when he tries.  He has been begging Me for more used sock packages and even the trash from My girlfriend and I while in Puerto Rico.

dumb monkey was so desperate to show how much he was thankful for the AG an Myself that he couldn’t resist sending Us gift cards on Thanksgiving.  he even had to be reprimanded.  Now I’m sure he cant wait to make My banners for My site. Here I am being nice again.,  its like letting him view a very short clip for free and mesmerize him at the same time.   there will be some big changes coming very soon.  so keep your eyes open. 

I expect all you boys to spend big this year for my gifts.  I know it’s the season for giving and I want you to dig deep.  don’t worry, your fat no booty wife is not looking as close to the credit cards this time of year.   you can play Christmas games with Me like forced intox eggnog and dradle pay to obey and you don’t even have to get dressed up and listen to your annoying in laws bitch about how much of a loser you are.  Instead you can listen to Me tell you; Im much more fun to look at anyways.


you will NEVER have ME

Ive been too busy to make an update for you losers, but one will be coming soon.  this should tide you over until I have some free time.

real time domination

RT domination by MPP