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It has been far too long since My last blog update.  I’ll try to keep it short and only highlight the big stuff.  We know I like to start My blog talking about ME, so I will give you quick rundown on the fun I’ve been having thus far.  I’ve been to a major league baseball game, with tickets in the luxury suites of course.  I took My Girlfriend and dogs camping and floating.  I love to be outside, but I’m not so fond of bugs.  I bet you wish it was *you* searching Our hot naked bodies for ticks.  hahaha  Keep dreaming, loser. I’d rather die of lyme disease than have you see My private lady parts.  Summer has come and gone.  I was busy outdoors. There is so much more to My life than sitting around the house waiting by My pretty Macbook for some loser to message Me.  I prefer to hear My phone chime, alerting Me while I’m out that I’ve received tribute while I’m out having fun. An adoring message after a payment is always sure to put a smile on My gorgeous face. Don’t you just love seeing Me spend your cash on My luxury lifestyle while you pay for My travels. I visited Chicago, Atlanta, and in September I went to Mexico for a week,  which was slave paid.  Then not even three moths later I took another week-long beach vacation to Puerto Rico.  I just can’t stress how much I love to spend old man money.  I spent  Southwest gift cards sent by KC slave to surprise My Girlfriend in Texas for Valentine’s Day.

VIP ONLY

VIP ONLY

sunning My buns

sunning My buns

beautiful Mexico

beautiful Mexico

bikini babe

bikini babe

windy chi town

windy chi town

Playa Negra

Playa Negra

buns in the sun

buns in the sun

Playa sucia with My favorite red bikini

Playa sucia with My favorite red bikini

With as busy as I’ve been, certainly you don’t expect Me to sit around and type up a little story for you to read and add pictures for you to jerk off too? By the way, I do occasionally look to see what you hand humpers are searching to find My site.  I can’t help but notice how many of you find My blog by searching for lesbian strap on mistress or lesbian money Domme. The things you search always seem to make Me chuckle. I bet you would love to be held down and double teamed by My hot GF and I, penetrated with a big thick strap on, with the force of My sexy ass behind it.

can you handle it??

can you handle it??

I’ve had quite a few inquisitions about Me and My sexy strap on.  I will only say this once.  Asking a Domme about Her strap on before you send a payment or an initial tribute is a horrible first impression.  Have you no tact?  It’s the equivalent to asking a girl to fuck before you go on a date.  Not that you would know about that either, since you are a loser who only dates your hand.  I understand strap on sessions can range widely in the fetish world and it just so happens you want to find out.  Maybe you are like My socksissy who loves to suck My strap on.  She would be more than delighted to give Me head while smelling My feet.  Watching her pretend to suck cock while she smelled a pair of My previously owned socks made her cum in her panties. It is possible you can only get off to lesbian porn and strap on happens to be your favorite.  I be you’d love for Me to let you wrap your filthy, undeserving lips around My big strap on and let Me fuck your face with it.  I like to laugh at you as you have tears streaming down your pathetic face and you’re drooling like a gross dog.

I’d decided I wanted a chastity slave. And in the blink of an eye, I became a key holder to two boys lonely cucks.  How fun is it when you pay for a sexy, dominating woman to take total control of your cock and your orgasm??  Pictures and clips of Me intoxicating your mind.  Every rise of your man meat pressing against your hard, metal cage, reminding you who owns you.  And ME pointing and laughing at you.

keys to your cock

keys to your cock

beg for My sweaty gym socks

beg for My sweaty gym socks

Tinkle pig has been trying VERY hard to make My blog.  this little loser is one of the biggest sluts around.  I granted him the honor to redo his infamous hot dog trick.  The first time he did this trick he stuffed a frozen hot dog in his butt with intentions to launch it into a pot 4 feet away only to shit on his carpet and miss the target.  This time he tried with foot long hot dog and a shorter distance.  Yet he was still a failure.  SOOOO GROSSSS!! I know, right?  I like draining his wallet while he drains his bladder right onto his wrinkled old face.  I cannot count how much money I’ve taken from this fool.

tinkle pig

tinkle pig

pathetic!!!

pathetic!!!

old KC boy came out of hiding with a $500 in NF tributes during the summer!  he deleted his ‘new’ account before I could get My claws in him, then showed back up at the end of the year.  he recently purchased some wish list items for Me to take on My trip to Puerto Rico including the $300 leather book bag, 3 pairs of sandals, cute sun glasses, $200 spa finder GC, $900 in Niteflirt tributes, $600 in gift cards, and $1300 in cash.

I adore these sunnies

I adore these sunnies

yummy

yummy

MORE MORE MORE!!

MORE MORE MORE!!

My footbitch turned cuckold came through with his usual $100 but ended up getting so worked up, craving to hear how I manipulated a high school teacher with My cute little feet, that he sent another $100.  😀  I love a weak little bitch.  So easy to manipulate.  I’ve even taken his cash on ignore cam while he sits quietly at my feet, under My desk at work.  This addicted bitch cannot get enough of My soft soles and deep arches.  Currently, he is missing out on the big size 12’s of My GF who he as a crush on while she is away for business.  This is another one who I can’t count how much cash he has coughed up.

addicted

addicted

deep arches

deep arches

lezzielover comes and goes.  he binges, then runs away like a little girl.  These are his mis recent contributions to his favorite dominant lesbo couple.  he couldn’t resist paying one more time to finish off 2014.  he chose to send $700 via snail mail.  what a lucky cuck he is.

I don't even like $20 bills

I don’t even like $20 bills

ca$h

ca$h

My newest European slave who loves forced intox sessions and splurging on Me has the binge and purge process as well.  he swore Me off for his New Year’s resolution, then found himself messaging Me while I was on vacation in Puerto Rico the first week of January.  you silly boys make Me laugh, so weak with a huge lack of self-control.  I love degrading him, making him get drunk, and smoke lots of cigarettes.  I’m not going to lie, I do like a slave who can make Me laugh.  he has spent $200 in whole foods GC’s, $300 in spa finder GC’s, and $500 via amazon GC’s.  who wants to see boring pictures of that?  no one…moving on.

I’ll be selling some of My worn things for the next few months including these OLD, worn, and smelly ballet flats with very visible toe prints.  First person to send $100 with their shipping address wins this prize.

yummy

yummy

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I’m sure I forgot a few things in the past 9 months so I’ll just leave you with a few pictures summing up what I’ve been up to.

wanna bury your face in MY ass?  sure you do

wanna bury your face in MY ass? sure you do

summer nights

summer nights

My GF's view on the kayak

My GF’s view on the kayak

Can you tell I HATE you??

Can you tell I HATE you??

go fuck  yourself

go fuck yourself

kiss My ass

kiss My ass

want to kiss My soles??

want to kiss My soles??

Don’t forget that I prefer tributes in the form of cash, but if you insist on sending gift cards send to msperfectpeds@yahoo.com  We all know your hard earned cash looks better in My greedy, well manicured hands.  Presents from My Wishlist are also acceptable ways to make Me smile, but are never counted as a tribute. If you insist on buying gifts in hopes of seeing Me wearing an item or brag about how spoiled I am, keep items moving to the purchased side.  Giving to a bossy beauty and going into debt is surprisingly easy, isn’t it???  Spending on Me gives you a purpose in life.  I’ve updated My clips store….FINALLY.  The newest clip is of My Boricua GF sucking on My cute toes.  Go on and break your resolutions so I can laugh at you for letting your fetish overwhelm your will power.

If you didn’t get mentioned, it means you should be trying harder to impress Me.   Remember losers, I am Fiji water, and you are sewage.  your only purpose is to make sacrifices in your own pathetic life in order to please Me and contribute to My luxury lifestyle.

forever and always a LOSERRR

forever and always a LOSERRR

March is already here with My favorite holiday.  I LOVE St. Patrick’s Day.  The best parts are My alcohol induced, seductive giggles, the cute little river dance girls and their curly wigs, and all the GREEN.  I don’t just mean the colors that come with the luck of the irish.  I mean the green in your wallet.  Most of you boys are getting your taxes back, if you haven’t already.  Nothing is hotter than you depositing your money into My accounts.  It feels good when you submit to Me, handing over your hard earned cash.  Doesn’t it??

A quick recap of February: The couch I was ranting about in My previous blog,  ended up getting sent back after it arrived 3 days late, broken, and the wrong color.  I did get a sofa that I was happy with.  I love it’s plush seating.

Soft couch for a soft ass

Soft couch for a soft ass

lezzielover, who purchased the couch, also picked up the tab for new bedding.  I cant wait for Our new bed to arrive.  The only thing I think I like about moving is getting new stuff.  LL has been on a roll this year, but Im sure it wont be long before he goes back into hiding, like always.

For his Queen

For his Queen

Lots of sexy time Valentine’s weekend.  No more than usual, as there is ALWAYS lots of sexy time in this house.  My Girlfriend and I were able to break in our new strap on from My little buttslutt.  It wasn’t the one I had My pretty eyes on, but it was a replacement for the one I recently broke.  he even purchased an additional dong.  I was pleased upon its arrival to find it had no balls.  I appreciate a slave who know how to please and pays attention to detail.  The blue heels he purchased earlier in the year got plenty of compliments in the club.  they are tall and sexy 🙂

Tall and sexy

Tall and sexy

In recent tweets, Ive mentioned My love of beans and the end product, vegan flatulence.  It received so much feedback that Im convinced I may actually do a clip.  So many males WANTING to walk behind My gassy caboose with nares wide and inhaling My GI tract’s aroma.  teehee.  smell Me later, silly perverts.

Sniff it, bitch

Sniff it, bitch

As you all know Valentine’s Day is fast approaching.  I’m sure perverted freaks have no one to be your Valentine.  Who better than to spoil than Moi?!?  I expect the gifts to start rolling in with DAILY package deliveries.  Make ME your Valentine and let your wallet show how much you adore Me.  Remember, It is not always about who spends the most money or bought the most things, but who is smart enough to splurge on the most coveted gifts. ( i.e. things I actually want, not just the cheapest thing on My wish list.)

Work harder to spoil Me

Work harder to spoil Me

Spend it all

Spend it all

This year that happens to be the home stereo system for the lonely little boy who intelligently chooses to make Me the center of his adoration for the love fused holiday.  I hope My buttslut can make My hot new strap on appear at My house by the 14th, so I can break it in.  I LOVE the one he picked out.  I haven’t been excited about a gift since My MacBook, but this one has My panties wet.  Some sexy new bras, panties, long socks, and more hosiery are ALWAYS welcome, to tease you with of course.  Since I’m so picky about bras that I cannot try on, I prefer the gift cards over an actual gift, so I don’t have to waste My time returning/exchanging gifts with amazon.  They usually do not accept exchanged undergarments anyways.  The gift cards most wanted are aerie(INTERNATIONAL) , Victoria’s Secret, amazon, and etsy.  Send all GC’s to MsKatieSavage at gmail dot com.  I’d love an amazon GC for My Mac antivirus.  If you can’t handle the task, just play it safe and stick to the wish list or the clearly marked tribute buttons on My various pages.  For the really broke dorks, try to use your brain.  Make Me a card with a sweet poem about how Perfect I am 🙂 If you guys are good, I may do a recap later or say thanks with personal pictures.  Don’t miss out.  run along not My little brown nosers….SPOIL ME.