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It has been far too long since My last blog update. ¬†One reason being, I was too busy being awesome in Bangkok, Thailand and Bagan, Myanmar for My birthday. ¬†The trip started with a 15 hour flight from Atlanta, GA to Seoul, South Korea. ¬†I got My first taste of Asia as I was boarding the flight. ¬†I was mesmerized by the beautiful flight attendants, men and women. ¬†They were MUCH friendlier than any airline Ive flown in the US. ¬†They proved ‘excellence in flight’ while I was flying high on Korean Air. ¬† I watched a LOT of movies and listened to audio books on the way there. ¬†The excitement prevented Me from getting My beauty rest.ME

RIP coqui, lost in a south korean bathroom

RIP coqui, lost in a south korean bathroom

We boarded our connecting flight (6 hours) to Bangkok, Thailand. ¬†I arrived to the hotel at 10pm and went for a bite to eat around the corner from the hotel. ¬†I went to bed immediately after. ¬†In just 7 short hours, We would be meeting our first friend for the first tour. ¬†For My birthday celebration, I picked animal day!!! ¬†The day started early with Our cab driver waiting for Us in the lobby of the hotel. ¬†He drove Us to Kanchanaburi for the elephant adventure. ¬†We stopped ¬†for very strong, tiny cups of coffee. ¬†They were a delight, but I had to add so much sugar. ¬†Before arriving to the elephant’s home, the driver stopped so We could pick up bananas to feed Our new friends. ¬†It is important to feed the elephants before riding them. ¬†No one wants to set off onto the dirt pathways with a hungry elephant!! ¬†I fed My elephant at least 6 bunches of bananas and spent a few minutes getting to know her. ¬†Full Moon, My Girlfriend, and I set off to ‘quiet river’ to splash around.

feeding full moon bananas

feeding full moon bananas

elephant bath¬† ¬†It was like getting sprayed with a fire hydrant. ¬†This was very fun until I’m told to get on the elephant and held onto her ears. ¬†Then the elephant starts thrashing around back and forth (think mechanical bull). ¬†While I’m afraid for My life, this was actually one of her “tricks”. ¬†I was supposed to hold on and ride her without falling off. ¬†ūüė¶ thumbs down for elephant rodeo. ¬†Next was the tiger temple. ¬†I enjoyed seeing the monks interact with the big cats. ¬†This was far less hands on than the prior elephant trip. ¬†We did‚Ķwhite people shit‚Ķand pet the tigers ūüėÄ ¬†It made Me so happy to have been able to be engaged in some rough petting. ¬†I was into it until he rolled over. ¬†Then I was like…

eeeek!

eeeek!

Later, I found out I was the only one who wasn’t pretending to pet them.

sexy time happened here

sexy time happened here

After a much needed shower and sexy time, we mustered up a little more energy to have authentic Thai dinner, paid for by lezzilover. ¬†We found Ourselves on a tuk tuk to a “ping pong show”. ¬†This was a very memorable part in My trip, as Ive never seen anything like it. ¬† My girlfriend and I pay approximately $30 USD total for Our admission and first drink. ¬† I take a seat and watch as the Thai women show off their tricks. ¬†I saw about 20 different acts total. ¬†Of them included a woman shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina with the help of ¬†a pelvic thrust and the hopes to make it into a beer pitcher that was at the other end of the ¬†stage, lady has a marker in her vag and squats to write (perfectly legible english) welcome to thailand, smoking cigarettes with her vagina, blowing a whistle with her vag, and other tricks. ¬†The finale was a woman being placed in very flexible positions while being penetrated by the Thai partner. ¬†Now I can say I was amazed by the casualty of stripping off panties instead of tops as they do in most American strip clips. ¬†However, I was in awe at the crown in which I was surrounded. ¬†I saw Indian men trying to covering their raging boners, Muslim women (fully covered) in the front row watching with intent, and all the walks of life between. ¬†Like most strip clubs, no photos for the horny reader, but believe ME, kink is everywhere!!!

Next, I filed for My visa to Myanmar, had lunch, and set out for My first Thai massage. ¬†It was very rough and dry. ¬†The male masseuse was bending Me and pushing on Me. ¬†It was nothing like I’d expected. ¬†I loved it and wish I would have got one every day! ¬†Sight seeing and shopping of course.

hanging out in Bangkok

hanging out in Bangkok

Two short plane rides later and I was checking into Bagan, Myanmar or “Temple Town”. ¬†When in Temple Town, tour temples. ¬†And that We did. ¬†On electric motor bikes, We toured the beaten and unbeaten pathways to get lost in the labyrinth of temples, pagodas, and people. ¬†The people, the culture, and cuisine were stunning. ¬†I did not meet one mean Burmese person on My trip. ¬†After getting caught in a heavy downpour, We decided to head back to Our hotel to dry off and have dinner. ¬†While in Bagan, I fell in love with a vegetarian restaurant called the moon. ¬†yummy!! ¬†We went on a quest to see how the locals live. ¬†During this tour We tried totti (Thai moonshine made from fermented coconut) and saw them making peanut oil. ¬†My tip to Myanmar was another highlight of My Southeast Asia trip. ¬†I can say I am very grateful for being able to see the country before it’s true essence is ripped away by it’s progress. ¬†It was a very humbling experience.

with Our guide

with Our guide

Myanmar

Myanmar

hotel pool

hotel pool

While relaxing poolside, I noticed someone cleared My amazon wish list!!! ¬†Since I had not been around online consistently I thought this was a joke. ¬†I was skeptical for the next few days until a friend back home went by Our place and confirmed it “looks like Christmas came early.” ¬†I only know that MCP bought all of that from the few gift receipts amazon provided. ¬†he still never stepped up to claim a prize or even take his pat on the head. ¬†thanks anyways dork. ¬†I’ll be sure to brag more about My birthday binge in a future blog.

poolside drinks

poolside drinks

towel pets in Bagan

towel pets in Bagan

There was a marionette show at the hotel each night we stayed.  It was amazing to see the woman move her little puppets around wight the flick of her wrist.  It reminded Me of how easy it is to manipulate My own puppets.  I have them on a string, right at the end of My fingertips, waiting to serve.

Temple Town

Temple Town

We tried every beer We came across in Southeast Asia.

We tried every beer We came across in Southeast Asia.

Back on a plane to Bangkok where We attend the ladyboy show at the Calypso Cabaret. ¬†For those of you who don’t know about ladyboys, I’ll help you TRANSVESTITES . ¬†Professional cross dressers. ¬†Though not all aim to be identified as women, some men were in the skit just to dance with these beauties. ¬†They looked fabulous. ¬†There is a reason it is the number one ladyboy (drag) show in the world. ¬†Most of these hotties had their packages hidden well. ¬†I was looking for the bulge between the legs, but as you can see in the pictures these ladies are flawless.

ladyboy show was FABULOUS!

ladyboy show was FABULOUS!

Front row seating, OBVIOUSLY

Front row seating, OBVIOUSLY

After seeing the ladyboy show, I decided I’d stop to see what the fish pedicure was all about. ¬†I kept seeing these booths that have live fish that suck the dead skin off your feet for a perfect pedi. ¬†I have very sensitive feet and am always hesitant when it comes to anything touching them unless its footwear or My GF’s mouth. ¬†Once I have enough courage, I dip My feet into the water with the fish and instantly start squirming, squealing, and screaming “I can’t take this.” We are laughing so hard the fish kept leaving due to My thrashing around. ¬†I don’t think I would do this again.

fish pedi

fish pedi

Our last day We tried to keep it low key and not be out all day, but that did not happen.  We went on a hunt for some shoes and ended up at a salon getting Thai massage, mani, and pedi.  We were so busy enjoying our pampering that we had to rush to get back to the hotel in time to freshen up before our long flight.

foot massage

foot massage

This was also the BEST pedi of My entire life. ¬†I can’t even explain what about it was so amazing, other than a 6 step process, but it was grand. ¬†The rest is history and pleasant memories. ¬†We made our way to the airport, luggage seams ready to burst. ¬†I’m glad Our teak wood carving made it safely back to the states. ¬†My Lady and I stayed an extra day in Atlanta to visit with Her Mother. ¬†When We finally made it home to St. Louis, I was excited to see all the presents at MY door waiting for ME. ¬†What a perfect end to a great trip. ¬†The boys that contributed to the trip, received special pictures. ¬†I know it feels good to spend you cash to sit back and watch a gorgeous woman travel the world and see all of its glory. ¬†Keep contributing to My next vacation fund. ¬†It could be YOU getting pictures in your email or via text.

March is already here with My favorite holiday. ¬†I LOVE St. Patrick’s Day. ¬†The best parts are My alcohol induced, seductive giggles, the cute little river dance girls and their curly wigs, and all the GREEN. ¬†I don’t just mean the colors that come with the luck of the irish. ¬†I mean the green in your wallet. ¬†Most of you boys are getting your taxes back, if you haven’t already. ¬†Nothing is hotter than you depositing your money into My accounts. ¬†It feels good when you submit to Me, handing over your hard earned cash. ¬†Doesn’t it??

A quick recap of February: The couch I was ranting about in My previous blog, ¬†ended up getting sent back after it arrived 3 days late, broken, and the wrong color. ¬†I did get a sofa that I was happy with. ¬†I love it’s plush seating.

Soft couch for a soft ass

Soft couch for a soft ass

lezzielover, who purchased the couch, also picked up the tab for new bedding.  I cant wait for Our new bed to arrive.  The only thing I think I like about moving is getting new stuff.  LL has been on a roll this year, but Im sure it wont be long before he goes back into hiding, like always.

For his Queen

For his Queen

Lots of sexy time Valentine’s weekend. ¬†No more than usual, as there is ALWAYS lots of sexy time in this house. ¬†My Girlfriend and I were able to break in our new strap on from My little buttslutt. ¬†It wasn’t the one I had My pretty eyes on, but it was a replacement for the one I recently broke. ¬†he even purchased an additional dong. ¬†I was pleased upon its arrival to find it had no balls. ¬†I appreciate a slave who know how to please and pays attention to detail. ¬†The blue heels he purchased earlier in the year got plenty of compliments in the club. ¬†they are tall and sexy ūüôā

Tall and sexy

Tall and sexy

In recent tweets, Ive mentioned My love of beans and the end product, vegan flatulence. ¬†It received so much feedback that Im convinced I may actually do a clip. ¬†So many males WANTING to walk behind My gassy caboose with nares wide and inhaling My GI tract’s aroma. ¬†teehee. ¬†smell Me later, silly perverts.

Sniff it, bitch

Sniff it, bitch

OBEY

I’ve been working on draining you boys¬†a lot¬†in the time¬†I’ve been back from My vacation.¬† Some boys have been doing well for their Goddess.¬† With the passing of eid, I found Myself with two muslim¬†drones at My mercy.¬†The UK¬†sub was begging to see My small perky tits on cleavage cam¬†while¬†confessing how much he hates his arranged wife’s saggy titties.¬† I¬†laughed¬† at¬†his misfortune¬†and humiliated him for 10 minutes, cashing in¬†a quick $100.¬†¬†My newest Arab slave loves to be turned against his traditional upbringings.¬†¬†one of his favorite pleasures¬†was the idea of¬†pleasing My Girlfriend and I.¬†An¬†arab cuckold?!!?!¬† DUH!!¬†¬†I¬†made him prove his¬†worth by paying for My airfare to Atlanta for thanksgiving (to see My GF), with the money he was supposed to donate/tithe.¬† I knew I had him when he was weak.¬†This loser¬†began¬†giving in to his new-found love, he bought a pair of HOT BeBe skinny jeans to hug My white ass.¬† I think I may keep this one around for a while.¬† he makes¬†Me giggle when he talks about how his mom¬†always wears her ninja dress and his father with his¬†typical attire and long scraggly beard.¬†¬†¬†teehee.

My loyal footbitch has been paying up nicely on venmo with his weekly foot wankings.¬† It seems to never fail with this guy; Skype is¬†doing whatever it wants, My cam always freezes, or voice is distorted.¬† Now instead of this dork buying an actual computer of any kind, (instead of using his phone), he just keeps spending all of his money on Me,¬†while he tries diligently, to view My perfect PeddiePies on cam.¬† Under My training he is learning the difference¬†between being a CUSTOMER and paying for cam time, and being a sub, who TRIBUTES their Goddess, for doing nothing other than simply existing and giving you a purpose in life.¬† after months and months of teasing I finally sent footbitch a surprise¬†text of My soft wrinkly soles.¬† That got¬†him to¬†send tributes more frequently, and paying for simple trips to the farmer’s market all on his own.¬† All he needed was a little ‘fuck start’ to his wallet.¬† What do you know, less than a week later, he is back to being single.¬† Haahahaaha.¬†More time and money focused on ME.¬†¬† Don’t you wish you were one of My special pets with text privileges??

This brings Me to yet another hunk of fresh meat for Me to sink My pretty pearly white teeth into.¬† you cuckolds can’t get enough of two sexy dominant women being intimately involved and using your wallet for Our entertainment.¬† a new little bitch came to Me, begging¬†for the position¬†to be¬†My newest cuckold.¬† Since I have been shopping for ANOTHER pair of running shoes, I started by¬†demanding new¬†shoes for My woman as well as Myself.¬† Two pairs of NIKE frees and two pairs of runner’s leggings later, and I could tell he wanted more.¬† Since My Lady and I have a shared cell phone account, I had him eat another $300 taking¬†care of¬†My extra charges Sprint tacked on from¬†My¬†Mexico travels.

cell bill

the same loser begged Me to let him pay the renewal to¬†My domain almost immediately after I posted My last¬† blog update about vacation.¬†¬†This little¬†puppet¬†went on to buy both sets of vacation picture packs ($50+ each) as well as a few other clips from clips4sale.¬† he had the bright idea for My GF and I to bet on who would win the election on Tuesday night.¬† SInce We were both voting for Obama, We bet on by how many points he would win by.¬† The winner (ME) got to pick sexy lingerie.¬† Let’s see if he can hang with the big girls or if I maxed out his credit card too early.¬† thanks spitface

spoiling TWO Ladies

Keep visiting My clips store, images store, and take a bite out of My wishlist.¬† The holidays are right around the corner, try HARD to get My attention.¬† I will be in Atlanta, GA for Thanksgiving with My Latina lover, so be sure you get your payments in if you want to see what We have in store for Our ‘cuck cam.’¬† I love making you losers WEAK!

After being¬†back in the states for only a week, I met up with a friend for lunch and she tells Me,¬†“You have¬†money longer than train smoke.”¬† Though I’d never heard¬†someone phrase it quite like¬†this, I had to¬†chuckle because he was right.¬† I get back from a 3 month tropical vacation, and I¬†got a fat stash¬†of green,¬† expensive boots for the fall , and switching apartments, AGAIN.¬† I’m like Houdini bitch; I just make¬†money appear.¬† I may be young, but I’ve got more cash stashed away than you have in your 401k.¬† ¬†I do however,¬†tend to get high stress and take it out on your wallets.¬† I don’t stress from the lack of money or having to come up with it.¬† I stress because I don’t like moving.¬† Hopefully this will go as smooth as last time.¬† Then again I didn’t have to do anything except pack and boss movers around.

So, on Monday, I decided to go to the Asian Goddess‘ pad since¬†We were meeting for lunch that day.¬† It just so happened My gut feeling of having to work enticed¬†Me to bring My¬†laptop along.¬†¬†And as suspected, before long¬†there is a¬†male creature dressed in a¬†fairy pig costume.¬†¬†I knew¬†he was anxious to spend¬†since he had been sending Me tributes via venmo earlier in the day.¬† First, My¬†wanking tinklepig found Me on venmo and started loading the cash into My account.¬† This pleased Me, but I always want more.¬† I really love a good little bitch that will get on cam and entertain Me.¬† he had a few different tricks up his¬†colon meat¬†sleeve¬†too.¬† the first was shooting a frozen hot dog out of his ass into a pot that was 3 feet away, but he failed miserably when he¬†fell short of¬†his target and shit on the floor. ¬†I was laughing¬†so hard at this little oinker , I just had to take a video of this insanity.¬† It will be for sale in My clips¬†store soon.¬† I had him drink more and more beer, but I do not believe¬†his fat ass was getting¬†even slightly tipsy.¬† a¬†porker of that caliper needed at least a¬†12 pack to start feeling buzzed, but I let him go on about his show.¬†he was offering¬†up all sorts of tricks and I¬†picked letting him suck mayonnaise off his big black¬†dong stuck to the bottom of previous said pot.¬†¬†no wonder¬†tinklepig is so hefty; he’s¬†licking mayonnaise off of cocks like an addicted little slut.¬†¬†he was desperate to redo his hot dog trick and prove he had an actual talent.¬†¬†this wanking swine¬†was more than willing to¬†plug his hairy asshole with¬†the infamous pig tail butt plug and¬†shake his fat ass around while wearing a pink tutu.¬† It has been¬†a while since I had¬†such entertainment with such a HOT payout.¬† Humiliation is one of My favorite fetishes.¬† I get to let My true¬†SAVAGE colors show.¬† Those big amounts of cash bring a a big smile to My pretty face as they fatten My bank accounts.¬† Fat bank accounts leads to fat lady wood.¬†¬† I love to make fun of you freaks and make you feel ashamed for wanting to splash your own piss on yourself while you lay on your back and kick your legs oinking like a bitch.¬† All of that, just to get a pretty girl to pay your loser ass some attention?¬† hahahaaa Well, it just so happens I love to shove My greedy hands into your wallet far more than I like for you to shove that frozen hot dog¬†in your gaping asshole.

piggy performance

black cock sucker. hahaha

venmo $$$
this was the first cash out

your cash excites Me!!¬† he went on to send the AG $300 for her presence.¬† after boring Me to hanging up, piggy went on to send Me another $700 venmo. ¬†I raped¬†fat tinklepig for almost $2k in one night.¬†SO HOTTTTT!! ¬†I like when My cheeks hurt from laughing at you freak shows.¬† ¬†Piggy came back to get some more humiliation¬†with a¬†surprise venmo just a few days later.¬† I can’t wait until piggy payday to cash out on his fat oinking ass.

I was ready for true financial fuckery, but many times this is not achieved on the first binge.  I like to wait until at least the second round to put forth any of My effort of a true wallet fucking.  Because I will give it to you hard and make sure it is the first thing you think about when you wake up.  Give in to temptation and spend it all on ME.

As far as the real time slave applications are going, well I should have put up a disclaimer…no live-ins and male doms of any kind need not apply.¬† I wouldn’t mind having¬†a live in¬†for domestic duties and such, but unfortunately this apartment doesn’t have a basement for your cage to be kept out of My sight.¬† I did get some positive feed back from¬†a few¬†local submissives.¬†¬†I know it’s hard to believe, but¬†NO photoshop required–>¬†I am actually this HOT in person.¬†To be graced with My presence is an honor.¬† One of My slave candidates¬†is afraid his wallet cannot compare to the rest, but I reassured him that I will still have some uses for him.¬† he has already paid¬†his application fee in amazon GC’s, so¬†I’m granting him the privilege to serve Me by putting My bed together on move-in day.¬†voice chat getting warmed uphe wants to serve MEa little cam time¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† *****ATTENTION BROKE BITCHES:: DON’T even think about it, ¬†these GC’s have already been claimed*****

The other applicant under consideration is much closer with a heftier wallet and has done some real time submission in the past,¬†but has yet to pay up.¬† Online tributes first little bitchie.¬† My birthday (and moving day) are september 22.¬† This means bitchie still has a little time to pay up, and so do you.¬† I am still accepting applications.¬† The more slaves, the better to accommodate their Goddess.¬† I should have servants at the snap of a finger.¬† Either way, I’m excited to see if they will work out or be kicked to the curb like My last RT slave.

On another note, I know I just got back from a 3 month vacation, but I’m trying to bail on the Midwest¬†whenever possible.¬† the Asian Goddess and I are meeting hottie Goddess Helena in MEXICO!!!¬†( Funded by the wanking swine.)¬† Prepare for triple domination October 22-26.¬† We’ve also added in an adventure day to our luxury get away to¬†see the pyramids, zipline, ATV trail rides, and etc (also paid for by YOU).¬† hahahaa¬† I love when you boys cover My expenses so I can live My life in leisure as a true spoiled brat should.¬† Keep the cash rolling boys.