update with wallet rape

Posted: March 31, 2015 in Uncategorized

For those that don’t read My Twitter regularly, I’ve recently moved to Houston, Texas; I am in love with the weather and the food here.  All this warm weather means I need more denim shorts to add to My collection.  Go fetch a few pairs from My wish list.  I landed an awesome vanilla gig after being here for less than a week.  I wowed them so much that they called Me back just a few hours after the interview.  I know some Dommes brag about how they don’t need a job, but I happen to LOVE My career.

Last weekend I went about two hours North of Houston to canoe and ride a horse.  While canoeing My GF guided Us to a remote island that has wild goats inhabiting it.  Someone must have abandoned a few goats there a while ago because there were a few families of black goats jumping around…and running from Us.  Summer is here and I expect you to contribute to My fun, lavish lifestyle.  I’ve already purchased tickets to a few music festivals.  you are to pay Me back or I will NOT be posting any pictures.  I know you love pictures of Me spending your money and how much fun I have with My girlfriends.  bubble butt blonde friend is accompanying My GF and I to the first festival before she leaves for China.  Fall into your role and spend like a good minion.

curve hugging denim

curve hugging denim-your inspiration to send MORE!!

lintlicker sent a house warming gift and a congratulatory gift as well.  Too bad his finances can’t keep up with his dreams of coming to visit Me one day and serving Me at My beautiful feet where he thinks he belongs.  The truth is, if your wallet can’t afford your fetish for Me and My fetish for cash, then it will never work out.

lezzielover came through to drop off some cash and cover My expenses for drinks, going out, and rodeo fun upon My arrival to Texas.

rodeo fun

rodeo fun

My loyal foot bitch left Me with the easiest cam call of life, begging to worship My Lady’s size 12 trainers.  he is a footboy turned cuckold who happens to LOVE My GF’s big feet.

trainer worship

trainer worship

Just yesterday I raped my european slut’s wallet.  I took $2700 in gift cards.  I love to get you beta bitches drunk and make you weak with My beauty and humiliating ways.  he was so drunk he called into work sick today.  haaahhahaha  It’s sooooo easy for you to keep feeding My greed.

european

european
european

drunk european

drunk european

I was going to out a loser who was annoying Me, but I decided he doesn’t deserve the time or space on My blog, lucky him.

Let it be known that I like to be entertained on cam, yet I am easily annoyed that you’d expect Me to be the only creative one.  If you so desperately want to “amuse” Me on cam, you need to come with a line up of tricks in your bag.  Others are begging Me just for My attention while others expect Me to dominate them, or as they see it be bossed around and told to do a number of humiliating tasks.  Here’s a task.  Find something worth watching that I haven’t watched before.

It has been far too long since My last blog update.  I’ll try to keep it short and only highlight the big stuff.  We know I like to start My blog talking about ME, so I will give you quick rundown on the fun I’ve been having thus far.  I’ve been to a major league baseball game, with tickets in the luxury suites of course.  I took My Girlfriend and dogs camping and floating.  I love to be outside, but I’m not so fond of bugs.  I bet you wish it was *you* searching Our hot naked bodies for ticks.  hahaha  Keep dreaming, loser. I’d rather die of lyme disease than have you see My private lady parts.  Summer has come and gone.  I was busy outdoors. There is so much more to My life than sitting around the house waiting by My pretty Macbook for some loser to message Me.  I prefer to hear My phone chime, alerting Me while I’m out that I’ve received tribute while I’m out having fun. An adoring message after a payment is always sure to put a smile on My gorgeous face. Don’t you just love seeing Me spend your cash on My luxury lifestyle while you pay for My travels. I visited Chicago, Atlanta, and in September I went to Mexico for a week,  which was slave paid.  Then not even three moths later I took another week-long beach vacation to Puerto Rico.  I just can’t stress how much I love to spend old man money.  I spent  Southwest gift cards sent by KC slave to surprise My Girlfriend in Texas for Valentine’s Day.

VIP ONLY

VIP ONLY

sunning My buns

sunning My buns

beautiful Mexico

beautiful Mexico

bikini babe

bikini babe

windy chi town

windy chi town

Playa Negra

Playa Negra

buns in the sun

buns in the sun

Playa sucia with My favorite red bikini

Playa sucia with My favorite red bikini

With as busy as I’ve been, certainly you don’t expect Me to sit around and type up a little story for you to read and add pictures for you to jerk off too? By the way, I do occasionally look to see what you hand humpers are searching to find My site.  I can’t help but notice how many of you find My blog by searching for lesbian strap on mistress or lesbian money Domme. The things you search always seem to make Me chuckle. I bet you would love to be held down and double teamed by My hot GF and I, penetrated with a big thick strap on, with the force of My sexy ass behind it.

can you handle it??

can you handle it??

I’ve had quite a few inquisitions about Me and My sexy strap on.  I will only say this once.  Asking a Domme about Her strap on before you send a payment or an initial tribute is a horrible first impression.  Have you no tact?  It’s the equivalent to asking a girl to fuck before you go on a date.  Not that you would know about that either, since you are a loser who only dates your hand.  I understand strap on sessions can range widely in the fetish world and it just so happens you want to find out.  Maybe you are like My socksissy who loves to suck My strap on.  She would be more than delighted to give Me head while smelling My feet.  Watching her pretend to suck cock while she smelled a pair of My previously owned socks made her cum in her panties. It is possible you can only get off to lesbian porn and strap on happens to be your favorite.  I be you’d love for Me to let you wrap your filthy, undeserving lips around My big strap on and let Me fuck your face with it.  I like to laugh at you as you have tears streaming down your pathetic face and you’re drooling like a gross dog.

I’d decided I wanted a chastity slave. And in the blink of an eye, I became a key holder to two boys lonely cucks.  How fun is it when you pay for a sexy, dominating woman to take total control of your cock and your orgasm??  Pictures and clips of Me intoxicating your mind.  Every rise of your man meat pressing against your hard, metal cage, reminding you who owns you.  And ME pointing and laughing at you.

keys to your cock

keys to your cock

beg for My sweaty gym socks

beg for My sweaty gym socks

Tinkle pig has been trying VERY hard to make My blog.  this little loser is one of the biggest sluts around.  I granted him the honor to redo his infamous hot dog trick.  The first time he did this trick he stuffed a frozen hot dog in his butt with intentions to launch it into a pot 4 feet away only to shit on his carpet and miss the target.  This time he tried with foot long hot dog and a shorter distance.  Yet he was still a failure.  SOOOO GROSSSS!! I know, right?  I like draining his wallet while he drains his bladder right onto his wrinkled old face.  I cannot count how much money I’ve taken from this fool.

tinkle pig

tinkle pig

pathetic!!!

pathetic!!!

old KC boy came out of hiding with a $500 in NF tributes during the summer!  he deleted his ‘new’ account before I could get My claws in him, then showed back up at the end of the year.  he recently purchased some wish list items for Me to take on My trip to Puerto Rico including the $300 leather book bag, 3 pairs of sandals, cute sun glasses, $200 spa finder GC, $900 in Niteflirt tributes, $600 in gift cards, and $1300 in cash.

I adore these sunnies

I adore these sunnies

yummy

yummy

MORE MORE MORE!!

MORE MORE MORE!!

My footbitch turned cuckold came through with his usual $100 but ended up getting so worked up, craving to hear how I manipulated a high school teacher with My cute little feet, that he sent another $100.  😀  I love a weak little bitch.  So easy to manipulate.  I’ve even taken his cash on ignore cam while he sits quietly at my feet, under My desk at work.  This addicted bitch cannot get enough of My soft soles and deep arches.  Currently, he is missing out on the big size 12’s of My GF who he as a crush on while she is away for business.  This is another one who I can’t count how much cash he has coughed up.

addicted

addicted

deep arches

deep arches

lezzielover comes and goes.  he binges, then runs away like a little girl.  These are his mis recent contributions to his favorite dominant lesbo couple.  he couldn’t resist paying one more time to finish off 2014.  he chose to send $700 via snail mail.  what a lucky cuck he is.

I don't even like $20 bills

I don’t even like $20 bills

ca$h

ca$h

My newest European slave who loves forced intox sessions and splurging on Me has the binge and purge process as well.  he swore Me off for his New Year’s resolution, then found himself messaging Me while I was on vacation in Puerto Rico the first week of January.  you silly boys make Me laugh, so weak with a huge lack of self-control.  I love degrading him, making him get drunk, and smoke lots of cigarettes.  I’m not going to lie, I do like a slave who can make Me laugh.  he has spent $200 in whole foods GC’s, $300 in spa finder GC’s, and $500 via amazon GC’s.  who wants to see boring pictures of that?  no one…moving on.

I’ll be selling some of My worn things for the next few months including these OLD, worn, and smelly ballet flats with very visible toe prints.  First person to send $100 with their shipping address wins this prize.

yummy

yummy

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I’m sure I forgot a few things in the past 9 months so I’ll just leave you with a few pictures summing up what I’ve been up to.

wanna bury your face in MY ass?  sure you do

wanna bury your face in MY ass? sure you do

summer nights

summer nights

My GF's view on the kayak

My GF’s view on the kayak

Can you tell I HATE you??

Can you tell I HATE you??

go fuck  yourself

go fuck yourself

kiss My ass

kiss My ass

want to kiss My soles??

want to kiss My soles??

Don’t forget that I prefer tributes in the form of cash, but if you insist on sending gift cards send to msperfectpeds@yahoo.com  We all know your hard earned cash looks better in My greedy, well manicured hands.  Presents from My Wishlist are also acceptable ways to make Me smile, but are never counted as a tribute. If you insist on buying gifts in hopes of seeing Me wearing an item or brag about how spoiled I am, keep items moving to the purchased side.  Giving to a bossy beauty and going into debt is surprisingly easy, isn’t it???  Spending on Me gives you a purpose in life.  I’ve updated My clips store….FINALLY.  The newest clip is of My Boricua GF sucking on My cute toes.  Go on and break your resolutions so I can laugh at you for letting your fetish overwhelm your will power.

If you didn’t get mentioned, it means you should be trying harder to impress Me.   Remember losers, I am Fiji water, and you are sewage.  your only purpose is to make sacrifices in your own pathetic life in order to please Me and contribute to My luxury lifestyle.

forever and always a LOSERRR

forever and always a LOSERRR

I recently traveled to Texas for My first time. Due to My own preconceived notions, I felt I couldn’t have possibly went there without My cowgirl boots. I added them to My wish list, and just in perfect timing, Twitter admirer scooped them up right before his prime membership ran out! what a good little admirer. I was so relieved the boots arrived before We left. It was so much fun hanging out with My GF’s friends and her father. Of course they all said I was soooo cute 😀  My Girlfriend took My rodeo virginity.  I was terrified it would be like watching animal torture, but it was fine.  I did clap and cheer when the cowboy wasn’t able to land his lasso and the calf got away.

boots from Twitter admirer

boots from Twitter admirer

lintlicker paid for date night drinks at Club Viva.  he was the first to inquire about payments for almost everything during the trip, except the airfare (which was paid long ago).  he coughed up cash for the cab ride to and from the airport, drinks at salsa night, as well as a small Victoria’s Secret order.  he also sent the shoes that I wore out one of the nights in Texas.  They were Über comfortable.  I bet you’d love to be the one licking Our toes clean after a night out.

wedge crew

wedge crew

lint licker has been spending frivolously for My attention. while he is all alone on the east coast, wishing he was My local bitch, I give him vanilla tasks to perform. to make up for the lost servitude between the miles. he spent hundreds on My amazon wish list and in cash transfers.  I’m not going to waste My time adding pictures because who isn’t tired of seeing crap from amazon placed nicely in a pile.  And the cash deposited is for Me to know and for you to ponder.  It’s a shame more businesses don’t support adult transactions.  It is also a shame he disappeared after his roommate found My smelly leather flats in his room.  his embarrassment level is at an all time high, so I am giving him some space until things die down over that way.

A semi local boy finally came crawling out of the woodwork to spend a little. I say semi local, because I don’t think a 4 hour drive is so local, but whatever.  he was hoping for real time servitude.  I don’t usually meet losers from the internet.  First they must prove themselves useful and trustworthy.  Pain slut came bearing gifts of cash, cookies, and wine.

KC loser

KC loser

I was delighted to say the least.  First order of business I made him hang My curtains.   It was comical watching his nervousness pour out of him in the form of sweat.  I was nice and took out some aggression with a thick leather belt.  I had such a good time, I even let My GF get in a few good licks.  I made him close his eyes so I could slap him across his face.  Needless to say, he will be back for more abuse.  his summer goal is to purchase tickets to a baseball game so he can treat Me to drinks, ballpark fun, and have some light humiliation while being blessed with My good company. lucky him.

footboy is such a loser.  I love teasing and humiliating him.  he is soooo weak.  he has been serving Me for almost three years, so I know EXACTLY how to push his buttons.  I sit back and giggle at how easy it is to control him with my soft wrinkled soles. he tested his new found love beneath My glorious booty.  he eventually realized My juicy bum was no place for a lowly bitch like himself.  Back under the power of My curvy peds is the only position he could ever imagine getting a stiffy. I’ve noticed a trend with many of My subs.  They eventually turn into cuckolds.  There’s something about two lipstick lesbians that you can’t help but wonder what goes on between the sheets.  Our soft, pedicured feet rubbing on each other.  Just imagine, you could be at the foot of My bed.  My personal footboard cuckold.  A dream job left exactly where it started…in your dreams, loser.

I’ve even done a few custom clips lately.  Small penis humiliation is always fun.  Laughing at your tiny little chub in your pants is just too easy. Brat clips were created; flipping you off and telling you, “you’re a loser” while I crush your ego come naturally. One freak even paid a hefty sum for Me to film a custom clip.  Then he waited for My underarm hair to grow so I could show off My hairy pits. The hardest task was growing out my underarm hair for a particular kinkster.  I’ve never seen such hairy underarms on a woman.  teehee.

I’ve just recently returned from another vacation in Puerto Rico.   Footboy paid Me back for the ticket via GR.  I love being so spoiled!!  I always have a good time there.  I did step on a sea urchins after I’d been poking one just minutes before.

beach babes

beach babes

If you want bikini pictures, you’ll have to pay for them.  As far as I’m concerned, I need every vacation to be warm with somewhere to swim.

Spring is here and I want more cute sunglasses and sandals.  Bikinis and flip flops for the summer.  I worship the sun, and you worship Me.  Shop My wish list and send gift cards!! The camera, sandals and bikinis are at the top of My must have items if you want to be on My good side. I have 4 cameras, but what’s one more??? Send bikinis because I look so hot in them. Duhh. I want to see you buying gifts and sending your pitiful loser cash. If you think you’ve done enough, you probably haven’t. Step it up and send extra gifts.  Contribute; it feels good.  Just don’t think you will get something in return.  Gifting Me is a gift in itself.

Winter updates

Posted: March 14, 2014 in Uncategorized

I’ve been hard at work emptying your wallet and wading through the snow.  Like most of us in the United States, I was blasted with snow and frigid temps this winter.  YAY for snow boots.  Sometimes, if I’m just running outside, I choose to wear these fuzzy snow boots without socks.

SMELL MY FEET

SMELL MY FEET

While My Lunar new year’s resolution was to update more frequently on My blog and clip stores, I’ve been slacking.  The cash just finds it’s way right into My greedy little hands. It makes it hard for Me to be motivated to actually “work” or make new clips.  This year has started off with a bang.  I’ve already cleared $2,600 (MY cut) in Niteflirt sales/tributes in January alone.

YUMMM

YUMMM

Over $2,000 came from ONE boy via Niteflirt.  I LOVE when he clicks on the $500 tribute button.  This little drone hit up My wish list and purchased a few items.  So HOT!!  The $275 futon mattress isn’t shown here.

he is a repeat binger, but this time he really stepped it up.  Boys that spoil Me get spoiled back.  During dinner, I ordered him to take a bathroom break shortly after dinner started to check his email.  I’d sent him pictures of My bare feet, feet in stilettos, and My beautiful face holding the cash he sent ME.  How sweet of Me to tease him while he’s at an important business dinner.  he is back in hiding now.  Let’s see how long that lasts before he comes back for more wallet abuse.

I planned on selling My filthy, smelly shoes from My Thailand tour, but they were ruined after getting caught in a late season monsoon.  Fear not My foot freaks.  I will be selling these 4 year old Nike trainers instead.  I need the space and you crave any piece of Me you can get.  Let the bidding begin at $80.  I decided against ebanned and am allowing you to bid via email (mskatiesavage@gmail.com).  I’ve worn theses shoes without socks many, many times.  These former favorites have been on many runs inside and outside.  After a long run at the gym or through the city streets on a summer night, My feet get very sweaty.  I’m even wearing these sneakers in a post-workout clip.  I don’t want to imagine what you will do with these smelly shoes, but they should keep you and your lonely cock company this spring.  I RARELY post items for sale so go fetch.  Bid and BID HIGH.  Make it worth My wild and maybe I will auction something else for My minions to fight over. Lick them clean, boys.

nice and smelly

nice and smelly

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I have, however, recently rewarded a new slave with a pair of My smelly socks. he has been working hard to gain My attention and doing a good job at keeping a smile on My face, so I put one on his.  I wore a pair of socks for 4 days before I sealed the savory fabric into a ziplock bag and mailed them with detailed instructions.

This year I’m not focused on how many gifts are bought or how many packages show up at MY door.  Nope.  I want to see how much CASH you can sacrifice for ME.  I accept tributes large and small.  We all know the ladies like them LARGE.  Spend for attention, for My amusement, and spend for My jet setting lifestyle.  Those who get exclusive pictures know how good it feels to contribute to My luxury life.   Adding to My shoe collection is nice, but I already have overflowing shoe racks.  If you are serious about buying Me toys and presents, you should be shopping by priority and inquiring to see what gift card and amount is best for ME that week.  It’s what I want, not what you want to give.   I want this to be the year of sacrifice.  I will be accepting new slaves for the new year (online and possibly real-time).  This goes without saying that you NEED to prove yourself online first.  I certainly don’t do a real-time session with just any person from the internet.  I will, however, allow you to serve Me online first.  If I think you have what it takes, you may get a chance to meet with Me.  First be sure your wallet can afford a real-time session.

I’ve finally made the time to brag about some of the presents and cash I received at the end of 2013.  It seems like forever ago that I updated on My blog, but what do you expect from a busy woman??  I know how much you love the wait and love coming to My site to see if Ive updated or if I’ve left you blowing in the wind to wonder My awesome whereabouts.  The luxury of twitter makes things too easy for you.  If you were smart, you’d be following Me or at least logging in to see what yours truely has been up to.  Since it has been so long, I’m sure I may be forgetting some things.

I’ll start with Twiiter admirer who made sure this pair of heels arrived BEFORE My birthday.  his small presence is always noticed.  when he is around, he serves properly.

Get around town pumps

Get around town pumps

Slutty tinkle pig came around to do a little show for Me.  He likes to suck his viagra off of the big black cock before he spends his loser cash.

he loves it

he loves it

he is only allowed to send amazon gift cards because he is a wanking retard can NOT be trusted and likes to cancel orders.  These gift cards cleared My wishlist for Thailand.  Wishlist times include a watch, a travel bag, organic bug repellent, shoes for My Lady and I, and other travel extras.

Thai feet

Thai feet

Lezzilover has been quiet lately, but he did cough up the cash for My birthday excursion day.  $325 for the elephant bath and tiger temple.  What a good little bitch.  Who wouldn’t want to see My beautiful toothy smile while Im having the time of My life.  I’m feeding elephants in Asia, while you are at home working hard to make more money to add to the Bank of Savage.

Spending it ALL

Spending it ALL

While I was in Thailand, someone cleared My wish list.  I hadn’t been online much due to spotty internet service and MY travels abroad.  I found Myself tweeting when jet lag was catching up with Me.  I tweeted the link to My wish list and found it was empty except for 2 unavailable items.  I thought this was some kind of wanker joke, but in fact I had someone had actually cleared My entire wish list.  I had one of My friends go by My apartment and collect My mail.  he said My door was full of packages.   The wish list binger has yet to come forward.  I don’t know much about him, except his name, so don’t try to get free attention, claiming it was you.   Good boys get rewards, so don’t be shy.

Then My little footbitch seems to have gotten himself in over his head, falling deeper and deeper into the spell of a MoneyDomme.   his cravings to see My sexy soft soles and curvy arches wrapped playfully around My Lady’s size 11 feet made him like putty behind the screen of his phone.  Just as I was about to tally up each loser’s total contributions for the year, this idiot decided to tell Me he couldn’t afford Me anymore.  Before I could even out him as a loser, he came crawling back.  he paid for his mistake via GR gift cards and decided he wanted to be back in My good grace.

I’ve been turning My Niteflirt lines on very often for you to call and try to get My attention.  Some dork even called while I was at ThAsianGoddess’ house and asked if he could pay $200 to see Us BOTH on cam.  teehee.  stupid boy, don’t you know you are asking two Financial Dommes to be on cam…together.  This is possible, but he should probably add another zero to his offer and maybe he would have gotten a better response.  Oh, the life of a loser.  hearing pretty women laugh at you and humiliate your ego down to your soul.  If you are too afraid to call and feel the wrath of My dominant nature, send a gift card or go clicky clicky on My tribute page.  Those are great conversation starters.  Then I will start to take your compliments and emails seriously.  Speaking about money, yet messaging Me empty-handed makes a HORRIBLE first impression.

from sissy stacey

from sissy stacey

A smart sissy found My wish list for Christmas and Valentine’s Day.  she bought Me these cute earrings and a shutter ball so I can take better photos of MYSELF.

this is what cabin fever looks like

this is what cabin fever looks like

I’m so tired of this winter weather that I can only imagine Myself on a beach, probably in Puerto Rico in My future.  I’m thinking early spring.  I will be adding bikinis to My wish list.  Make sure to buy them up so you can see pictures of it hugging My juicy booty.  That means it’s your turn to pay for another mini vacation.

It has been far too long since My last blog update.  One reason being, I was too busy being awesome in Bangkok, Thailand and Bagan, Myanmar for My birthday.  The trip started with a 15 hour flight from Atlanta, GA to Seoul, South Korea.  I got My first taste of Asia as I was boarding the flight.  I was mesmerized by the beautiful flight attendants, men and women.  They were MUCH friendlier than any airline Ive flown in the US.  They proved ‘excellence in flight’ while I was flying high on Korean Air.   I watched a LOT of movies and listened to audio books on the way there.  The excitement prevented Me from getting My beauty rest.ME

RIP coqui, lost in a south korean bathroom

RIP coqui, lost in a south korean bathroom

We boarded our connecting flight (6 hours) to Bangkok, Thailand.  I arrived to the hotel at 10pm and went for a bite to eat around the corner from the hotel.  I went to bed immediately after.  In just 7 short hours, We would be meeting our first friend for the first tour.  For My birthday celebration, I picked animal day!!!  The day started early with Our cab driver waiting for Us in the lobby of the hotel.  He drove Us to Kanchanaburi for the elephant adventure.  We stopped  for very strong, tiny cups of coffee.  They were a delight, but I had to add so much sugar.  Before arriving to the elephant’s home, the driver stopped so We could pick up bananas to feed Our new friends.  It is important to feed the elephants before riding them.  No one wants to set off onto the dirt pathways with a hungry elephant!!  I fed My elephant at least 6 bunches of bananas and spent a few minutes getting to know her.  Full Moon, My Girlfriend, and I set off to ‘quiet river’ to splash around.

feeding full moon bananas

feeding full moon bananas

elephant bath   It was like getting sprayed with a fire hydrant.  This was very fun until I’m told to get on the elephant and held onto her ears.  Then the elephant starts thrashing around back and forth (think mechanical bull).  While I’m afraid for My life, this was actually one of her “tricks”.  I was supposed to hold on and ride her without falling off.  😦 thumbs down for elephant rodeo.  Next was the tiger temple.  I enjoyed seeing the monks interact with the big cats.  This was far less hands on than the prior elephant trip.  We did…white people shit…and pet the tigers 😀  It made Me so happy to have been able to be engaged in some rough petting.  I was into it until he rolled over.  Then I was like…

eeeek!

eeeek!

Later, I found out I was the only one who wasn’t pretending to pet them.

sexy time happened here

sexy time happened here

After a much needed shower and sexy time, we mustered up a little more energy to have authentic Thai dinner, paid for by lezzilover.  We found Ourselves on a tuk tuk to a “ping pong show”.  This was a very memorable part in My trip, as Ive never seen anything like it.   My girlfriend and I pay approximately $30 USD total for Our admission and first drink.   I take a seat and watch as the Thai women show off their tricks.  I saw about 20 different acts total.  Of them included a woman shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina with the help of  a pelvic thrust and the hopes to make it into a beer pitcher that was at the other end of the  stage, lady has a marker in her vag and squats to write (perfectly legible english) welcome to thailand, smoking cigarettes with her vagina, blowing a whistle with her vag, and other tricks.  The finale was a woman being placed in very flexible positions while being penetrated by the Thai partner.  Now I can say I was amazed by the casualty of stripping off panties instead of tops as they do in most American strip clips.  However, I was in awe at the crown in which I was surrounded.  I saw Indian men trying to covering their raging boners, Muslim women (fully covered) in the front row watching with intent, and all the walks of life between.  Like most strip clubs, no photos for the horny reader, but believe ME, kink is everywhere!!!

Next, I filed for My visa to Myanmar, had lunch, and set out for My first Thai massage.  It was very rough and dry.  The male masseuse was bending Me and pushing on Me.  It was nothing like I’d expected.  I loved it and wish I would have got one every day!  Sight seeing and shopping of course.

hanging out in Bangkok

hanging out in Bangkok

Two short plane rides later and I was checking into Bagan, Myanmar or “Temple Town”.  When in Temple Town, tour temples.  And that We did.  On electric motor bikes, We toured the beaten and unbeaten pathways to get lost in the labyrinth of temples, pagodas, and people.  The people, the culture, and cuisine were stunning.  I did not meet one mean Burmese person on My trip.  After getting caught in a heavy downpour, We decided to head back to Our hotel to dry off and have dinner.  While in Bagan, I fell in love with a vegetarian restaurant called the moon.  yummy!!  We went on a quest to see how the locals live.  During this tour We tried totti (Thai moonshine made from fermented coconut) and saw them making peanut oil.  My tip to Myanmar was another highlight of My Southeast Asia trip.  I can say I am very grateful for being able to see the country before it’s true essence is ripped away by it’s progress.  It was a very humbling experience.

with Our guide

with Our guide

Myanmar

Myanmar

hotel pool

hotel pool

While relaxing poolside, I noticed someone cleared My amazon wish list!!!  Since I had not been around online consistently I thought this was a joke.  I was skeptical for the next few days until a friend back home went by Our place and confirmed it “looks like Christmas came early.”  I only know that MCP bought all of that from the few gift receipts amazon provided.  he still never stepped up to claim a prize or even take his pat on the head.  thanks anyways dork.  I’ll be sure to brag more about My birthday binge in a future blog.

poolside drinks

poolside drinks

towel pets in Bagan

towel pets in Bagan

There was a marionette show at the hotel each night we stayed.  It was amazing to see the woman move her little puppets around wight the flick of her wrist.  It reminded Me of how easy it is to manipulate My own puppets.  I have them on a string, right at the end of My fingertips, waiting to serve.

Temple Town

Temple Town

We tried every beer We came across in Southeast Asia.

We tried every beer We came across in Southeast Asia.

Back on a plane to Bangkok where We attend the ladyboy show at the Calypso Cabaret.  For those of you who don’t know about ladyboys, I’ll help you TRANSVESTITES .  Professional cross dressers.  Though not all aim to be identified as women, some men were in the skit just to dance with these beauties.  They looked fabulous.  There is a reason it is the number one ladyboy (drag) show in the world.  Most of these hotties had their packages hidden well.  I was looking for the bulge between the legs, but as you can see in the pictures these ladies are flawless.

ladyboy show was FABULOUS!

ladyboy show was FABULOUS!

Front row seating, OBVIOUSLY

Front row seating, OBVIOUSLY

After seeing the ladyboy show, I decided I’d stop to see what the fish pedicure was all about.  I kept seeing these booths that have live fish that suck the dead skin off your feet for a perfect pedi.  I have very sensitive feet and am always hesitant when it comes to anything touching them unless its footwear or My GF’s mouth.  Once I have enough courage, I dip My feet into the water with the fish and instantly start squirming, squealing, and screaming “I can’t take this.” We are laughing so hard the fish kept leaving due to My thrashing around.  I don’t think I would do this again.

fish pedi

fish pedi

Our last day We tried to keep it low key and not be out all day, but that did not happen.  We went on a hunt for some shoes and ended up at a salon getting Thai massage, mani, and pedi.  We were so busy enjoying our pampering that we had to rush to get back to the hotel in time to freshen up before our long flight.

foot massage

foot massage

This was also the BEST pedi of My entire life.  I can’t even explain what about it was so amazing, other than a 6 step process, but it was grand.  The rest is history and pleasant memories.  We made our way to the airport, luggage seams ready to burst.  I’m glad Our teak wood carving made it safely back to the states.  My Lady and I stayed an extra day in Atlanta to visit with Her Mother.  When We finally made it home to St. Louis, I was excited to see all the presents at MY door waiting for ME.  What a perfect end to a great trip.  The boys that contributed to the trip, received special pictures.  I know it feels good to spend you cash to sit back and watch a gorgeous woman travel the world and see all of its glory.  Keep contributing to My next vacation fund.  It could be YOU getting pictures in your email or via text.

The busy summer life of a Princess doesn’t have time to sit around the computer and write blogs for your perving enjoyment.  If you were actually interested, you would be following Me on twitter. Since I have not updated My blog in over THREE months, I will stick to the fun parts.  As always, let’s talk about what has been going on with Me.  I’ve been busy with vanilla life and graduation parties, weddings, and other great things that require My attention. Vacation in Puerto Rico was a ton of fun, but super busy.  I never tire of going there!  We traveled to the two smaller islands, Culebra and Vieques as well.  Beautiful people, the beach, food, drinks, and My Lady.

the view in Puerto Rico

the view in Puerto Rico

My summer >> your summer

My summer >> your summer

fun in the sun

fun in the sun-Vieques

When We ventured to Vieques the following day to see the Bioluminesence Bay.  It was very difficlut to get a good still image or on video.  It is one of those wonders of the world that you just have to see in person, and it was amazing.  When We arrived back at the main land, we just relaxed and went to the beach.  Family festivities and MORE graduation parties left Me eating like a local.

do your duty toilet slave

do your duty toilet slave

We ended the last day of the trip with a 2+ mile hike uphill and the way down was steep, making it almost as challenging as the trek up.  The view at the mountain peak  and the moist kiss of the wispy clouds passing you by is that of no other.

did that

did that

Upon My descend back to reality, I found that on Our hike I’d acquired a blister on each foot.  Ouch!  Where are the foot boys when you want them to rub your smelly, tired feet??   An unexpected overnight stay in our connecting city was even more of a hassle.  Thankfully the bed was fit for Queens and I fell asleep with My clothes still on.  I was sad to see vacation end, but so relieved to be back on solid ground.

Back to taking advantage of weak minded males.  I came back to find one particular loser being his typical slut self and allowed him to humor Me with a few amazon Gift Cards.  he was begging for attention while I was at My Girlfriend’s graduation.  Let Me make this clear: If I’m on vacation, and you are not already contributed to My fun and happiness, be prepared to pay double to get My attention.   If you can’t pay double, then F U C K off.  I surely don’t NEED your money, losers.  I won’t chase you when you wave a $100 at Me.  That’s not My bag 😉

My addicted footbitch, turned cuckold, has been dying to see My feet, but I’ve been too busy for him.  Not only is he weak for My curvy high arches, but he has a HUGE crush on My hottie Girlfriend.

want some butter with that spread??

want some butter with that spread??

We giggle and laugh when he compliments the dimples in Her cheeks and her long soles.  As if he would ever have a chance.  Haaahahaha Keep dreaming, bitch.

I’ve spent most of My summer ruining your demented little minds and soaking up the sun.

sexy strapless top

sexy strapless top

you work; I play

you work; I play

My favorite skimpy bikini

My favorite skimpy bikini

I went on a road trip to Atlanta, GA to visit family.  I had so much fun!  I love when then horny boys call My NiteFlirt lines.  It made the drive a lot better when I listed My calling price at the price of gas in each state.  you pay, while I travel.  It’s the only logical thing to do.  I ate at the best greek restaurant around!  We came home with a cute new bike too.  Where are the local slaves when you need one to assemble your bike and take out the recycling???

I met another real time potential boy.  he is so short and I love to make fun of him.  After many times of having him flake out at the last minute, I decided I’d allow him to meet Me.  THis consisted of him driving by My house, handing Me some cash for baseball tickets, and driving away.  HAHAHAHA  what a timid little loser.  I sure will take your cash and laugh as you drive away in under 60 seconds.

Hmmm what else?  I’ve helped plan a wedding this summer with My super hot friend, you may have heard of Her

We are professionals when it comes to spending your money

We are professionals when it comes to spending your money

Unless you have been living under a rock, you know I am going to Thailand near the end of September/My birthday, in just over two weeks.  I want to do lots of shopping, visit an elephant sanctuary, and see lots of lady boys while in Bangkok.  I cant wait to experience everything while Im there. I expect you to step your game up and secure your position.  So make sure you do a good job of sending Me spoiling money or the less fortunate can still buy a few of the audiobooks or send iTunes, and amazon gift cards for Me to download new media for the 15+ hour flight.   Cash over gifts as always preferred.   I want Niteflirt and clips4sale tributes.   Other tribute payments are also accepted.  It’s always more fun spending your money anyways.  Know your place, open your wallets, and pay for My happiness.  (MsKatieSavage @ gmail .com) Later losers.